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Klarion Bleak; Lord of Chaos ([personal profile] brattywitchboy) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-03-17 04:34 pm
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A paid account! I want it, I want it, I want it! Mun! Buy me a paid account, now! Right now! I order you to buy one! I want a paid account and strawberry ice-cream, and I want them right this second!

Vile woman, white chocolate won't do! Are you dumb or something?! Nothing is as good as strawberry. Nothing!

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god_not_goth: (Default)

[personal profile] god_not_goth 2012-03-17 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well the user name is appropriate.
brattywitchboy: (GIVE ME THAT HELMET!)

[personal profile] brattywitchboy 2012-03-17 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Shut up, you!
god_not_goth: (Who do you think youre talking to)

[personal profile] god_not_goth 2012-03-17 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
A rather bold command when speaking to a god.
brattywitchboy: (LETS GET HOOKERS AND ICE-CREAM)

[personal profile] brattywitchboy 2012-03-17 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
A god? Ha! Like I care! I'm Lord of Chaos! I destroy gods, loser!
god_not_goth: (Default)

I wish this was going on in a game. He so deserves whatever Hades here does xD

[personal profile] god_not_goth 2012-03-17 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
And I have Chaos locked within Tartarus. You do not scare me boy, perhaps you would like to meet the true Chaos?
brattywitchboy: (GIVE ME THAT HELMET!)

Lawl, it would be fun to have Klarion get his ass kicked

[personal profile] brattywitchboy 2012-03-17 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Boy?! Watch your mouth, human scum! I am Klarion Bleak, the Lord of Chaos!
god_not_goth: (Who do you think youre talking to)

[personal profile] god_not_goth 2012-03-17 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Human?! You're sorely mistaken.

[Rather suddenly his skin would fade to a skeletal form and he grew a few feet taller.]

I am Hades god of the Dead and keeper of the Underworld.
brattywitchboy: (SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO SUPPRESS THE URGE)

[personal profile] brattywitchboy 2012-03-17 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Have a very, very slow clap.]

Hah. A human god? How boring.
god_not_goth: (Gods always with drama)

[personal profile] god_not_goth 2012-03-17 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
You're in my presence. You are just as much mine as the humans.
brattywitchboy: (ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING)

[personal profile] brattywitchboy 2012-03-17 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'm yours? Sounds like someone's been reading stupid human romance novels. Seriously, you sound like a girl.

[And they are gross because they have cooties.]
god_not_goth: (Default)

[personal profile] god_not_goth 2012-03-17 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
What I mean is, I control your very being from this point. We are not on equal ground and I could drag you screaming to the underworld right now.

[He does feel a bit superior knowing this boy is childish enough to consider girls lesser in this day and age.]
brattywitchboy: (SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO SUPPRESS THE URGE)

[personal profile] brattywitchboy 2012-03-17 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
You can't control chaos, idiot.

[Well, it's not he views them as lesser, they just... make him uncomfortable. They remind him of the women back in Limbo Town who are far more powerful than the men and not afraid to remind him of such.]
god_not_goth: (Hmm)

[personal profile] god_not_goth 2012-03-17 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
I am the jailer of Chaos actually and you are not as strong as him.
brattywitchboy: (I'M THE BOSS AROUND HERE)

[personal profile] brattywitchboy 2012-03-17 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well that wannabe isn't me, is he?

[Klarion rolls his eyes, before shifting his attention to glancing around for his cat.]

Stupid cat, wandering away, again.
god_not_goth: (Who do you think youre talking to)

[personal profile] god_not_goth 2012-03-17 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
He is far older than you are child. As am I.
brattywitchboy: (GIVE ME THAT HELMET!)

[personal profile] brattywitchboy 2012-03-17 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not a child! I'm thousands of years old, you stupid, ugly-- Stupid!
god_not_goth: (Not even a memory)

[personal profile] god_not_goth 2012-03-17 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Your linguistic skills certainly have me swayed that you have had eons to master the language.
brattywitchboy: (GIVE ME THAT HELMET!)

[personal profile] brattywitchboy 2012-03-17 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Stupid old man, leave me alone!
god_not_goth: (Who do you think youre talking to)

[personal profile] god_not_goth 2012-03-17 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
I think you need to be taught a lesson before your mouth gets a pure lightning bolt shoved through your body.
brattywitchboy: (LETS GET HOOKERS AND ICE-CREAM)

[personal profile] brattywitchboy 2012-03-17 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well maybe I don't wanna learn any of your stupid lessons!
allthesensors: (Looking up.)

[personal profile] allthesensors 2012-03-17 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
No one cares about what you want.
brattywitchboy: (SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO SUPPRESS THE URGE)

[personal profile] brattywitchboy 2012-03-17 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
And no one cares about you.
god_not_goth: (Default)

[personal profile] god_not_goth 2012-03-17 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
So could you survive being struck by a bolt of pure lightning? Multiple times I will add.
brattywitchboy: (ARE YOU SCARED?)

[personal profile] brattywitchboy 2012-03-17 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Of course! Did you miss the whole 'I'm the Lord of Chaos' bit? And I doubt you - or anyone else - could even hit me with any of those silly little flashes!
allthesensors: (What now SOPA?)

[personal profile] allthesensors 2012-03-17 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
How's that paid account coming along for you? Mine's come in pretty handy.
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