Voice testing and thinking about sending him somewhere

[hashtagtrustme]

I'm not completely dependent on midgardian technology but it would be excellent to be placed in a place where I could keep my Stark phone.

But, I suppose if you could put me anywhere, put me somewhere where I'm around familiar people? Perhaps my brother? Someone who likes me and.. doesn't wanna kill me.

Oh? And you're having trouble deciding between me and this one? Well there's no difference! There, I made the decision easier!

Comments

[brutishwife]

My mundane has told me that you are the lesser of you and this "This One". Why is that?

[hashtagtrustme]

Well, there's only one of me so I'm not sure why she says that!

[brutishwife]

According to my mundane, there was another You before the current You. There was a murder…?

[hashtagtrustme]

Oh, that. [He knows what you're talking about but he's just gonna talk about something else.] There has been a "me" before "me". Terrible fellow, actually. There was no murder, simply a sacrifice but I can't comment too much on that.

[brutishwife]

Why can't you comment on it? Were you part of the sacrifice? Key has told me that powerful magic often takes sacrifice. You do have powerful magic, do you not?

[tricksandmischief]

By brother do you mean Thor...?

[hashtagtrustme]

Yes, that brother!

[tricksandmischief]

And he likes you and doesn't want to kill you... Something does not seem right about this.

[hashtagtrustme]

I mean, sometimes it looks like he could kill me, with his strong, crushing grip, but he's responsible for bringing me back to life so I don't think he would want to kill me.

[tricksandmischief]

[He makes a scoffing sound but then frowns.]

You died?

[hashtagtrustme]

I did, fantastically so. Apparently, I, nor anyone else, have any idea as to why I died but I did. I only know as much as people have told me. I don't remember much, but I remember Thor saving me from turning tricks on the streets of Midgard. I remember he said something like he could not imagine his present life without me.

[tricksandmischief]

I think we come from very different worlds.

[hashtagtrustme]

It seems so. You know of Thor?

[tricksandmischief]

Of course. He is my brother as well.

I am Loki, of Asgard.

[hashtagtrustme]

Ah! I had a feeling. Are you fond of "your" Thor?

[tricksandmischief]

That is not the easiest question to answer... We have had our disagreements and differences and I have wanted him dead on more than one occasion...

However, we are mending bridges at the current game I am in.

[hashtagtrustme]

Wonderful! Lokis have far too many enemies anyway, so it's best to make as many allies as you can.

[tricksandmischief]

Indeed. Even some of the so-called Avengers wish to befriend me there, giving me that second chance.

[Whether that may be a mistake on their part remains to be seen.]

SOBBING, LOKI NO

[onemisdirection]

People who like Loki and don't want to kill us? That's a tall order, mini me. You might want to tweak your expectations.

Especially when it comes to Thor.

AOA LOKI YES

[hashtagtrustme]

[Oh boy! Another Loki! It doesn't seem to phase him.] Aww, there's a few people who.. [No, that one just doesn't want to kill me.] who... [Oh, that one too.] Well, they're my friends on instagram so that's something.

DOUBLE THE BAD CHOICES

[onemisdirection]

You'll always have likes on your photos. And unwanted sassy Instagram comments. [Billy & Co. I'm looking at you]

Not that it matters. [we don't need friends right right] It's not whether you'll go to a game that comes with its own little friend pieces. What's really fun is the possibility of making friends clueless about the Loki legacy.

ALL THE LOKIS

[hashtagtrustme]

Yes! It particularly annoys me when they talk about "smooching".

Oh my. I would love to go somewhere where I didn't have past ghosts [literally] following me wherever I went.

except not the old guy, he's uncool. unlike US

[onemisdirection]

Ugh. Don't even talk to me about the smooching.

Yes, you'll likely escape that. For a while. [at least literally. lbr we both have guilt issues] Unless your writer's particularly fond of tormenting Lokis. It's a toss-up. We're ever-so entertaining.

/and sacrifices a gullible child, why not

[pinephresh]

Why would someone wanna kill you?

[leans forward conspiratorially and stage whispers:] You didn't uncover any government secrets, did you?

OHHH MABELLL NOOO

[hashtagtrustme]

Ah! Yes, I hold dozens of your governments secrets!

countdown to terrible in 3 . . . 2 . . .

[pinephresh]

[GASPS] Really? Oh man, Dipper would FREAK. Okay, okay-- Is there a unicorn cover-up? TELL me there's a unicorn cover-up, 'cause I mean--pff, come on. We get zombies, gnomes, and triangle demons but no unicorns? [squints and fish-pouts her lips] Somethin' fishy is in the state of Oregon.

this is the cutest thing ngl

[hashtagtrustme]

No, unicorns?! That's positively outrageous. There is a big unicorn cover up. They're hiding unicorns everywhere! They're always in the corner of my eye and just when I go to look, they disappear!

Mabel does have that effect. by their power combined...!

[pinephresh]

[energetic fist pump]

I knew it!! Their rump rainbows are juuuuuuust in sight until BAM, gone. [SUPER SRS ARM CROSSING] Sounds just like the pixies that steal your left socks. Everyone's in cahoots. All the cahoots.

[thunderbara]

It is not hard to find new friends here.

Just do not make them into your enemies, Loki.

[hashtagtrustme]

But I haven't even been that terrible! I'm saving the world with a bunch of friends. I think this is as good as any "Loki" has ever been, right?

[thunderbara]

Just be careful. You have a habit of bringing trouble wherever you go.

[hashtagtrustme]

Trouble follows me, brother. I just play it's game.

[thunderbara]

You seem to do more than just play with it.

You seem to greet it, court it, and run off to frolic with it.