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[likeanamazon]

No, You know, I am so okay with you not picking me up. It's okay! I really don't mind. I mean it.

[...]

No, stop looking. I mean it.

[No! This is not right Mun. Looking through plurk is the exact opposite of what I want you to do.]

Seriously. I don't want to go anywhere. This is better. This is comfortable.

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[runawayhatetrain]

Humans are so fucking weird, I swear to god. A few minutes ago you thought I was trying to kill you, and now you're trying to be all buddy-buddy with me?

[likeanamazon]

Adaptability. That's how we're not extinct.

[runawayhatetrain]

[something about that makes his mouth curl into a silent snarl.]

Congratulations, your species isn't doomed! Yet. Did I forget to say yet? Because they're all doomed eventually. Yours is just a little less doomed than, say, mine. Which, by the way, is going extinct, did I mention that before?

[likeanamazon]

Yeah. You did. And my species has been nearly extinct pretty much Twice a year since I was fifteen. Like I said, we fought it and beat it.

[runawayhatetrain]

Okay, no, stop it, this is stupid. We are not seriously going to get into a pissing contest over whose life sucks more. Look, I'll make this nice and easy for both of us to understand: everyone's lives suck and then they die, the end.

[likeanamazon]

...

[Then there is a quiet from her.]

Sorry. I didn't mean anything...

[And I totally don't know if it's possible for me to die now...]

[runawayhatetrain]

Ughh, just forget it, okay? It's just...

[EYEROOOOLLLLLLLLL]

Just... fuck everything.

[likeanamazon]

... If you need some help. I broke the world once to stop an apocolypse. Pretty sure I can do it again.

[runawayhatetrain]

Unless you can revive the dead and fix several universes that were basically fucked from the second they were created anyway, then no, I'm pretty sure you can't help me.



[he hesitates, glancing off at the floor.]

... thanks anyway.

[likeanamazon]

I've...

[She hesitates.]

I've raised the dead before.

[runawayhatetrain]

[he looks up at her, and, for a moment, he's entirely silent. his face is a weird cocktail of things-- shock, hope, disbelief, and some jaded shades of "no way, I am not getting my hopes up about this."]

... really.

[likeanamazon]

My... Best friend died saving us all. There was a chance she would have been sucked into eternal torment for saving us all.

[She closes her eyes.]

I couldn't chance that happening.

[runawayhatetrain]

... so what happened? Did it work?

[likeanamazon]

Yeah. It worked. It worked a treat.

[She sounds hollow now.]

She came back. She was Buffy. 'Cept I pulled her out of heaven. Not hell.

[runawayhatetrain]

...

[jesus. Karkat is silent for a much longer time after that.]

... sorry. That's... fuck.

[likeanamazon]

OH it gets better. I got addicted to the magic I was using, gave it up for six months. Then someone shot my girlfriend and I lost control. I nearly burned the world alive.

[You know that scary thing we were talking about earlier?]

Literally.

I have literally never used this icon before this thread. Congratulations.

[runawayhatetrain]

... holy shit.

/bow

[likeanamazon]

I told you I was scary.

[teeny smile.]