Open to Suggestions.

[likeanamazon]

No, You know, I am so okay with you not picking me up. It's okay! I really don't mind. I mean it.

[...]

No, stop looking. I mean it.

[No! This is not right Mun. Looking through plurk is the exact opposite of what I want you to do.]

Seriously. I don't want to go anywhere. This is better. This is comfortable.

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Oh my god Willow <3

[slayage]

The Barge isn't exactly comfy, what with the whole identity-changing madness thing that happens at least once a month, and sometimes the unwilling gender and/or age-changes.. Oh, and lots and lots of occasionally-psychopathic inmates.

But the sheets are nice! We have nice sheets. A-And it's roomy!

[...] I really suck at the sales pitch. It's like Sunnydale. But more sci-fi-y. ..Which is supposed to convince you, not make you run the other way. Somehow.

[cordials]

For what it's worth, sometimes being in a game has its own merits.

Hi! 83

[likeanamazon]

... But the headspace is warm. And cosy. And it doesn't have monsters, though there is a gender changed me up here somewhere.

[She kind of shuffles.]

And the lack of danger is... extremely comforting.

[likeanamazon]

And sometimes it involves dying more than Buffy does.

[cordials]

...did I just say merits? I mean being in games sucks. I am so glad I won't be going through that whole thing again.

[likeanamazon]

... Nice. Gloat time much?

[cordials]

I was agreeing with you!

[likeanamazon]

Then was like: "Oh, yay! I don't have to get all in-a-gamey like her!"

[runawayhatetrain]

Okay, what exactly gave you the idea that our "comfort" is something even anywhere near being a thing that they care about? Here's a hint: it's not.

[likeanamazon]

It's called blind optimism. It has a really really small chance of making you feel better.

[Grumps slightly.]

Before you know. Reality burns it to pieces.

[runawayhatetrain]

Or it could possibly just make you look really really fucking sad to the people who know better. See also: anyone who's been a "muse" for more than five minutes.

[likeanamazon]

[Eyeroll.]

You know, this is really what I needed. Random teenage demon attempting to make me feel worse.

[runawayhatetrain]

Okay, first off, I'm not a demon, so fuck off. Second, I'm not trying to make you feel worse, I'm trying to prepare you so you won't be shocked like every other newbie in here when your mun throws you into some torturous hellhole cesspit of idiocy and pain.

[likeanamazon]

I lived on a torturous cess pit built on the portal to hell for seven years thanks.

[And on that note.]

Which means I know when a weird little thing with horns starts yelling at me I know that it's probably two things, one a demon, two a liar.

[runawayhatetrain]

Yeah, and I lived in what I thought was one for six horrific sweeps, but that doesn't mean the muns can't come up with something somehow a thousand times worse.

Oh my fucking-- [UGHHHH SNARL] I'm not a demon, I'm a fucking troll.

[likeanamazon]

Oh. Great leaps of difference there. Unless you're not going to try and kill me. Then there is actually a great leap of difference and then I'd you know I'd have to apologise and stuff.

[runawayhatetrain]

Why would I waste my time trying to kill you? You have done literally nothing threatening, and I'm pretty sure you couldn't even if you wanted to. If I was here because I wanted to kill you, I probably would've, yknow, pulled a weapon or something by now.

[likeanamazon]

I've kind of been a massive thorn in evil's side recently.

[She give a small apologetic smile.]

I can be really threatening if I want too.

[runawayhatetrain]

Well guess what, I'm not evil, either. Good job making assumptions about a stranger!

Somehow I'm finding that really, really hard to believe.

[likeanamazon]

Hey. When you've been bitten by Vampires, chased by an evil twin, and fought demons almost daily for seven years, when something not human comes at you you generally assume it's trying to kill you.

[She takes a step back.]

I could prove it. But then I'd have to be scary.

[runawayhatetrain]

No thank you, I've had enough scary to last me several lifetimes. I'll take your word for it.

[likeanamazon]

Good. I try not to use magic for stupid things.

[runawayhatetrain]

Wait. Magic? Are you serious?

... okay, wait, why am I even surprised, everyone out here can use magic except for me.

[likeanamazon]

... No, with enough practise you can use magic. Anyone can.

[runawayhatetrain]

Actually, I'm pretty sure I can't. If I could, I probably would've figured out HOW by now, seeing as how I've had, what, seven sweeps to figure that shit out now?