Regarding the newest comic.

[notintehkitchen]

Don't worry, Miss Mun. I am not bothered by my rather small role in the current comic. I may have not done much yet but I'm sure my time will come to be in the spotlight.

Not too fond of having to follow Miss Pauling around... she's a little more crazier then I thought--or smart. I can't decide.

Comments

[hasstandards]

That's the part you're not fond of?

[notintehkitchen]

There were other parts but they seemed inappropriate to talk about.

[hasstandards]

I got bloody shot! And that's after I finally found my real mum and dad, and they bloody left us!

[notintehkitchen]

Is Sniper going to die? I don't want him to go away...

[hasstandards]

Given we've got no weapons and Doc is on the other team?

[Groan.]

Right. I reckon our chances are the best they've ever bloody been.

[notintehkitchen]

I'll save you! I promised to always protect you.

[hasstandards]

With what weapon?

[notintehkitchen]

I can kill without one!

[hasstandards]

We're waist-deep in water, luv.

[notintehkitchen]

Oh... right.

[PYRO NO LIKE WATER.]

[hasstandards]

Yep. Gonna be a real piece of piss.

Threadcrashing like a boss

[shhhhh_secret]

(Rubs thumb and index finger together.)

Zis ez me, playing ze world's smallest violin.

As a Spy might do

[hasstandards]

Piss. Off.

<3

[shhhhh_secret]

Oh, my. Ez someone touchy now zat zey have discovered zat zey are a Kiwi and not a proper Ozzie?

[hasstandards]

It doesn't matter where I'm from. I can still put a bullet between your eyes, ya bloody snake.

[shhhhh_secret]

One zing at a time, oui? I'm not your enemy at ze moment.

[hasstandards]

As far as I'm concerned mate, you're always my enemy.

[shhhhh_secret]

I'm not ze one who shot you and left you to bleed. I'm much more considerate zan zat.

(Beat. Smirks.)

A stab en ze spine ez much more efficient.

[hasstandards]

Either way, I end up bleedin', which is what you're gonna be doin' if you don't shut that gob of yours.

[ex_haveaplan64]

(The Sniper is very conflicted about the new comic. The mun is laughing her head off.)

You don't want th' spotloight, trust me.

[notintehkitchen]

I'm so sorry, it looks like you are having a really bad time! I'm sure it'll get better for Big Brother Hawk!

[ex_haveaplan64]

Eh, 'ardly th' worst thing that's ever 'appened.

And at least I'm th' only one 'urt so far. Everyone else can pick up th' slack just fine.

[notintehkitchen]

So...

It could always be worse?

[ex_haveaplan64]

(The deadest of deadpan:) Let's not give th' muns any ideas.

[notintehkitchen]

They don't need any. Muns think of the worst without our help.