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dear_mun2014-10-02 02:23 am
onemisdirection) wrote in dear_mun2014-10-02 02:23 am
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spoilers for AoA #6 for the few who haven't read it yet
You know, mun dear, playing your lesser muses outside of your games isn't going to make you feel better about being active.
It's doing the opposite.
But, you're not listening to me anyway, are you? So. Let's play a different tune.
That last issue of mine (because this series is mine) was a little . . . lacking, wasn't it?
[you're only saying that 'cause you get trapped in a time-freeze box]
No. I'm saying it because it was poorly paced and focused on Doom! I felt like I was back in the 80s with that silly, dramatic mood. I didn't even get to look cool for more than a few panels and okay yes it's partly about the broken TARDIS. And my being stuck in it.
You know, when I say "take a picture, it'll last longer," I don't mean "ohhh, Dr. Doom, lock me up in a time vacuum, kya kya." This relationship is moving a little too fast for me.
[so Verity is gonna have to save you from a bad romance?]
Don't make this weird.
It's doing the opposite.
But, you're not listening to me anyway, are you? So. Let's play a different tune.
That last issue of mine (because this series is mine) was a little . . . lacking, wasn't it?
[you're only saying that 'cause you get trapped in a time-freeze box]
No. I'm saying it because it was poorly paced and focused on Doom! I felt like I was back in the 80s with that silly, dramatic mood. I didn't even get to look cool for more than a few panels and okay yes it's partly about the broken TARDIS. And my being stuck in it.
You know, when I say "take a picture, it'll last longer," I don't mean "ohhh, Dr. Doom, lock me up in a time vacuum, kya kya." This relationship is moving a little too fast for me.
[so Verity is gonna have to save you from a bad romance?]
Don't make this weird.
username omg
[Death is just a cosmic waiting room, really. Eternal stasis sounds way worse.
DON'T WORRY SHE'LL FIX IT. Preferably right around the upcoming alignment swap so she doesn't get yelled at.]
thank you, thank you~ ;D /bows
No, no, this is good. Really. I've done the dying thing before, even if it wasn't actually me, and coming back would have been a pain.
As opposed to Doom shoving a glowy bookmark in my story and closing the book forever.
[yeah he'd rather die than be stuck in the time box forever. SULKY PISSY LOKI IS PISSY]
Really, what did you expect? He's Doom. Exploiting loopholes is what he does.
[so anticipate that next time and USE IT, tiny genius]
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He could well have planned it that way from the start. Your track record for staying dead is bad.
[The three year old is less whiny than you are, gosh.]
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I'm pesky like that. Unfortunately for him, I had a back-up plan the whole time.
Or maybe I planned this whole shebang. Who knows!
[Loki no]
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[Three-and-a-bit feet of not buyin' it, right here.]
Who did you bring with you, anyway?
[She does not think the second quantum signature is in fact misdirection because that's way too obviously misdirection. Uncle Doom's been off his game lately.]
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[yeah he's not making it that easy, sweetheart. and he wants to see what she'll come up with]
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[Come on, Loki, everyone knows you ran out of friends 'cause you stabbed them all in the back.]
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[oh come on, this one is KIND of my friend, and I've stabbed her in the back! she's just. pissed at me. and now has to save me. ...this will definitely go well]
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[Dire warnings sound less threatening from someone who has to use a step stool to activate the death ray.]
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That tourist from Iowa had it coming. I mean, really. Tourists.
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Besides, you can't even say anything: at least you don't have a bazillion covers of you drawn in compromising positions with Doc Ock's robotic arms. Do you know what kind one-way Creepy Street that goes down?
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note to Loki: write a terrible Spidey/Doc Ock slash fanfiction]But think of it this way, Spidey: at least you already have a niche in the hentai market.
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That's the exact market I don't want to be a part of! It's already bad enough hearing pre-pubescent girls scream vulgar things at you when you swing by. I could go to prison faster than you could come up with a bad idea.
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I very much doubt that. [grins. he's proud of his bad ideas, tyvm] But I get the picture. It must be so hard being popular and more-or-less loved by the people. Poor Spider-man. Upholding his Friendly Neighborhood name and getting compared to Mr. Rogers for his trouble.
. . . You know, it does kind of fit.
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Are you really going to be jealous of girls you can go to jail for? I mean straight to the worst jail with people who look and smell exactly like Logan. Except they want skip the moonlit dinners and go straight to putting ranch in the Hidden Valley.
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I'm not jealous. [he's totally jealous] I'm just saying. Take advantage of the fans. Embrace the many Logans with ranch and bunk bed dinners.
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But I don't know if I'd trade a bunch of Logans and ranch for that.
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[and here his head turns into that of a fox-wolf-thing. yep, major show-off]
Because I'm always me. It seems like you're still trying to figure that one out for yourself, though. You and your Logan ranch fantasies.
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He doesn't know whether to look surprised or expectant, so it's a mix of both.] "My, what big eyes you have, Grandma"? [Very funny. Don't pick in him.] Hey, it's for good reasons, okay. I don't get the excuse of being a god.
And don't say that so loud! Rumors, dude. Rumors will start.
because I felt like it! feel free to ignore me, dude. hello again, 2 months later!
I believe those rumors are already loose, wild, and in full effect. Though not as rampant as those involving you and Mr. Stark, of course. Honestly, when you use sticky goo as your main weapon of choice, you're really just asking for written stories of the bondage variety.
yooo loks, the christmas gift that keeps on giving
Look, nevermind, I don't even want to know. I don't even want to know how you know.
But the web shooters aren't something I can just get rid of! Spiderman. What do people want from me?
and you never know what kind of explosion you'll get once you open it!
[sweats]
A sigh.] Can't you just, you know, magic us up some better luck?
--wait. Look who I'm talking to....
:-)
Hey, I take offense to that. [he obviously really doesn't but still, it's the principle of the thing, it must be said]
A spell is only as good as the story you tell. And magicking up absolutely everything would be a terrible story, don't you think? I happen to make my own luck without it.
You, however, are on your own. You do need the practice. [an amused smirk]
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But then, I wasn't around to bring any fun to the proceedings. Of course it was bound to be a bit boring.
well hello hello~
Hallo! ^_^
Even if he is fifty shades of cray.
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my milkshake brings the villains to the yard