Luckily for muse the mun can't request city gifts...

[girlfriend_beyond]

Mun. I'm glad that your first reaction to seeing this was "Wow, that's kinda sexist."

However, I don't appreciate your second thought, that I should get one as a gift. Even if it might be technically correct. If nothing else, it would raise too many questions.

Comments

[thefirstwife]

I think its funny! Your mun should request it when they can give gifts again.

[girlfriend_beyond]

No point; I'll just destroy it.

[City gifts can be indestructible and forced to wear.]

Slag it! I'm not explaining to everyone what it means!

[thefirstwife]

Why destroy a perfectly good shirt. It'll look good on you, you know?

I'm sure you'll be fine with their assumption, yes?

[girlfriend_beyond]

Because it's not perfectly good! It's- ridiculous!

Not if their assumption is that I actually want to be Batman's wife. [And clamping her mouth shut after saying that.]

[thefirstwife]

And you don't?

Who are you kidding?

[girlfriend_beyond]

Why would I want to be? [Just barely tripping over the first word.]