re: havenrpg

[ballcrush]

Think before leaping.

I've more work to do here than normal, you realize.

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well hello

[ballcrush]

I'm sorry, I didn't get all that.

All I heard was a litany of "I'm an idiot". Funny, that.

[webcast]

Sister, you don't know the half of it.

If I can accept my idiocy, can you accept the fact that you look like a giant PEZ® dispenser?

[ballcrush]

I will if it means you can show yourself to the bug catcher.

[webcast]

If I threw salt on you... would you shrivel up, is the question...

[ballcrush]

If I stepped on you, how much would come out, is the question...

[webcast]

You'd have to catch me first; I'm know to be wily.

[kaihentai]

[Whispering:]

Don't underestimate her. Oi! This is for your own safety.

[webcast]

Don't worry, she needs to have at least one handsome foil—you didn't make the cut, I'm sorry.

[kaihentai]

[That comment hits him a little harder than he'd like, rendering an irritating sensation. Not quite as inconsequential as an itch, there's a sting to it even if the pain isn't too intense. Familiar.]

She's fine on her own.

[And as for what she needs, he's satisfied.

Somewhere deep down, Sakamoto understands.

Whether or not her feelings for him are romantic, that doesn't matter. She will never love anybody the way she does him.]

She's definitely the handsome one! Look at her tough exterior and masculine inclinations. One look and you might just mistake her for a guy!

You're the bug that's going to be squashed beneath her boot.

[ballcrush]

Get back to work.

[kaihentai]

All work and no play makes Jack a dead boy. Right? Right! That's definitely how it goes.

[sakafool the only person who's gonna end up dead is u]

[webcast]

[staring at mutsu.

staring at tatsuma.]

Looks like you're on the fast-track to getting squashed before I do, pal.

[kaihentai]

That's where I reside. Permanently. As the insect constantly being stomped on by her steel-toed boots.

You can join me. It's a little pleasant down here, but at least there's indoor plumbing.

[?!

he's trying to be funny isn't he]

[webcast]

Oh goody, I've never gotten indoor plumbing as a butt kicking perk.

You're so selfless.

[ballcrush]

I believe in balanced duos. Where is this so-called "handsome foil", then?

[webcast]

Keep searching, he's out there somewhere.

[it is most certainly not me.]

[webcast]

...

Or she.

[ballcrush]

[ i am it, it is me ]

They'll come around someday, but I have few intentions of waiting around for them to show. Time is money, and we haven't any to waste.

[webcast]

That is a very good philosophy. I like that philosophy, and support it wholeheartedly.

[kaihentai]

[Loud, obnoxious laughter.

But that's coming from "Boob Roos." Bob Ross.]

[webcast]

Are you sure you're a hero?

Because that laugh has a villain-wide patent. I just don't want you to get sued.

[kaihentai]

The villain of our series is much shorter than me. And far more popular.

[webcast]

He must be wider too. No offence, but you could use ten sammiches, man.

—How's about when I get there, I replace the leather boot with something a little more palatable, whaddaya say?

[kaihentai]

I'm not that skinny. At all.

You don't want to see me in a dress.

[webcast]

So people can break in on my pre-game R&R to comment on your hindquarters too?

You're damn right I don't!