re: havenrpg

[ballcrush]

Think before leaping.

I've more work to do here than normal, you realize.

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[kaihentai]

Yes you do.

Please stay home. I don't have to worry about the company if you're there.

[ballcrush]

I can work out of the office too, stupid captain. No thanks to you.

[kaihentai]

I'd prefer that you stay in the office this time.

[ballcrush]

And trust you to keep on track?

hi

[webcast]

See, this totally what I meant to say to discourage my mun.

[...]

Except I fell in love with my own voice halfway through the "Do Not Pass Go" spiel.

[kaihentai]

I've fallen off the rails several times.

[There's no point in lying.]

I wanted to start a trade network, but I need a partner. And nobody quite has your resume.

well hello

[ballcrush]

I'm sorry, I didn't get all that.

All I heard was a litany of "I'm an idiot". Funny, that.

[ballcrush]

I can't hold your hand all the time, Sakamoto.

[ though i will each time i can ]

[kaihentai]

I know that.

[Pleadingly:]

So stay home.

[ballcrush]

But-- [ riding right over him ]

Someone has to pull you out of the mud, you heavy bastard.

[kaihentai]

I've gotten lighter! Ahaha..

[He hopes that she won't see the new scars, but he has a fat lip, bruises on his forehead, and a questionably large hole in the part of his jacket that covers his shoulder. He clutches at the wound, wondering what he's going to do about the chunk of flesh that's missing.]

Haven is a muddy place! It's normal around here.

[voluptuous]

So you're his girlfriend? And he told me he had no time for love. Such a liar.

[ way2beblunt, bayo ]

[kaihentai]

NOT. A GIRLFRIEND?! WE HARDLY EVEN ACT LIKE FRIENDS!

[LOUDLY. VERY LOUDLY.]

[shatterstars]

Oh. So that's why the date didn't work out.

[webcast]

Sister, you don't know the half of it.

If I can accept my idiocy, can you accept the fact that you look like a giant PEZ® dispenser?

[ballcrush]

So you're the new apple of his eye? And he told me his hostess days were over. What fantastical lies dead men spout, don't you agree.

[gemmeus]

C-Could it be...? [ eyes. lighting up. FACE. BLUSHING LIKE A TOMATO. ]

Are you... Are you Mr. Sakamoto's special someone?

[ballcrush]

Second time's the charm.

[shatterstars]

If you are Sakamoto's girlfriend then I apologize for trying to steal your man. That was not my intention.

[Mostly because it was all Bayonetta's fault. And also Haven brainwashing.]

[ballcrush]

Only an idiot needs a constant hand up out of the muck.

Luckily for you, I specialize in idiots.

[ luckily for you, i care

more than is reasonable ]

[kaihentai]

We work together. Our relationship is strictly professional.

[Sniffles.]

Then again, there's nothing professional about how she abuses me.

[kaihentai]

I'M BREATHING!

[ballcrush]

[ bang ]

[kaihentai]

I'm her man alright, but not like that. She treats me like her servant.

[shatterstars]

I doubt he would let me have a second chance. The first one went horribly.

[Saka started hallucinating. It was kind of a bummer.]