Canon is The Good Wife. Season premiere spoilers.

[expartner]

I don't think I want to play Cary being in jail. As much as I understand the desire for me to be canon, I'm not going to say I want to see my partner behind bars getting cut up by gang members.

And Finn? God. When did he become such a jerk? I just want to slap him.

Is being canon really worth giving me a huge migraine?

Comments

[agos]

Absolutely not.

[expartner]

My mun was going to ask your mun what they want to do.

[agos]

Well she likes me better not in jail. Because really, bars are no fun to play.

[expartner]

And the scruffy look on you is...eh.

[agos]

Not liking it?

[expartner]

It's better than I expected, but I think I like you better cleaned up. Although, my mun was rewatching season one yesterday, and you had a truly grade-school haircut back then.

What did your mun think of the episode?

[agos]

Dragged a bit. And really when did Finn become such an ass?

[expartner]

I want to punch him. I'm also not too fond of Kalinda immediately going to hook up with Sophia just because you missed one phone call.

[agos]

Tell me about it. I'm thinking our rp canon is a whole lot better.

[expartner]

I'd agree with you. So we're ignoring it, then?

[agos]

We can play with it. Maybe I was arrested but I was bailed out? Loosely play with it. My mun is good with what your mun wants.

[expartner]

Maybe that. Because I have a feeling this plot is going to go on for at least another episode.

[agos]

Let's hope it's not any longer.

[expartner]

For your sake, yeah.

[agos]

Because I would much rather spend time with you.

[expartner]

I just like you in one piece.

[agos]

I like myself that way too.

[expartner]

I'd hope so. You do make a lot of impulsive decisions.

[agos]

Part of my charm.

[expartner]

You say charm, I say mildly frustrating...

[agos]

Tomato, Tomatoe.

[expartner]

You love to split hairs. That's another thing.

[agos]

Again, part of my charm. [Smirks.]

[expartner]

I'm just waiting to see if Eli and Finn want to chime in on this.

[agos]

If you punch Finn? I want to watch.

[expartner]

I'm hoping if he resurfaces, his mun will agree with mine that he was out of line.

[agos]

Let's hope.

[expartner]

Seems so far that you and I are the only survivors of the great fandom uprising.

[wasntthehero]

I have no words.

[expartner]

If you did, I'd hope they were an apology to Cary.

[wasntthehero]

I have no idea what they are doing to me this season.

[expartner]

I really want to like you, you know. And not slap you.