Whim strikes again

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

We both see ponies everywhere;
But never me. That seems unfair.
Now I too can find a place to go...


Why are you shaking your head 'no'?

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[ophiovacca]

That's alright. There's something to be said for being "homeless."

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

I seek no power, fortune, or fame.
But I wonder what it's like, to be in a game.

[dashingrainbow]

Zecora! It's so nice to see you!

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

And you as well, Rainbow Dash.
Will you stay for a while, or are you off in a flash?

[tree_puncher]

My Mundane's wants me to tell you that he wishes you look luck with whatever happens for you.

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

A creature like you I have never seen.
May I ask what you are? This knowledge I would glean.

[look_ma_no_arms]

Maybe because zebra's are from a different continent than ponies?

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

The ponies I speak of, I must make clear,
Are friends of mine, who I live near.
Look closely, you'll see they're in many other places
As ponies or with human bodies and faces.

[nize_hat]

Ha! Hyu is leedle horsey type! So hyu are gun zumvere?

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

Too busy, too active, in too many games.
The excuse my mun gives all sound the same.

[onethreeseventhree]

Rhyming, talking zebra in a cloak.

Now I've seen everything.

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

Have you seen the stars fall out of the sky?
Have you seen a giant monarch butterfly?

She's a evil enchantress!

[cowardly_guardian]

[Gulp]

[Ominous cloak, speaks in rhyme, having the strangest deja-vu moment with another rhyming spellcaster. Yep, he's scared of ya.]

And she does evil dances!

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

The ponies are one thing, but for a dog to fear me?
I thought days had passed of people refusing to draw near me.

[doublethefun]

Well met. Thou art Zecora, yes?

[she's heard about you, but it doesn't seem like they actually met during that crazy Nightmare Night thing]

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

Princess Luna, well met. This IS quite a sight.
Have you been doing well since Nightmare Night?

[no_vampires_plz]

Oh, hey, Zecora! How's it going?

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

Twilight Sparkle! A pleasure to see.
Would you care to pause for a cup of tea?
I may be trotted out for a show,
but it's really not so bad, you know.

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Little horse, I fear for now that you have the best of me
Yet I feel as though somehoooowww...
Our meeting here was destiny ♪

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

A splendid song, oh noble bard.
Is making up the lyrics hard?

[warriorscribe]

I think I've seen zebras before. *It had to have been a long time ago.*

But I've never seen zebras that wear jewelry, or talk.

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

I am no strange absurdity.
But even ponies are known to flee.

[clown_prince_of_crime]

If I may interject,
These muns are suspect.
They're full of nothing but apologies and excuses;
Just what you'd expect from basement-dwelling recluses.

So take it from me, the humble bringer of mirth:
You'll almost never find they do anything of worth.

But! Should it be motivation you seek,
Then I'll give you a hint: a sneaky little peek.
In my wisdom, that of the great clown prince Joker...

Nothing inspires action more than a red. Hot. Poker.

WAAAAAHHHH HA HA HA HAHAAA!!

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

A poker? Really now. If I must...
I'd make a brew, or use my dust.
If I tossed the latter in his fire,
The visions would make him gasp, perspire!
Or douse him with a brew, to sway his feelings,
And make a game seem more appealing.

But crime? Such abuse? Is not my way.
So I shall wait another day.

[dominion_war_graduate]

Are-- are you a friend of Rainbow Dash's?

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

I do indeed know Rainbow Dash.
A loyal friend, if rather brash.
Somehere out there you've seen that flyer
On her quest to fly faster, higher?