In which a homeless muse doesn't want to go to strange places, and the mun thinks otherwise

[cancercarcino]

OKAY, LISTEN HERE YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A LIFE FORM, BECAUSE CLEARLY THIS IS THE ONLY MEANS OF GETTING YOU TO ACTUALLY LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.
PUT THE BOOKS DOWN AND HOLD THE FUCKING AUDIO COMMUNICATION DEVICES, BECAUSE KARKAT VANTAS HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU.
I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE, DO YOU HEAR ME?
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FORCE ME TO GO TO SOME STUPID FUCKING 'GAME' WHEN I HAVE ENOUGH ON MY FOOD SLAB AS IT IS.
I'M A BUSY GUY, ALRIGHT?? IN CASE YOU WERE TOO PAN-DEAD TO REALIZE, I HAVE A SESSION TO DIG OUT OF THE COLOSSAL PILE OF BEHEMOTH LEAVINGS THAT IT'S GOTTEN INTO.
AND YOU REALLY THINK THAT THIS IS THE BEST WAY FOR ME TO ACCOMPLISH THAT FEAT?
THE ANSWER IS NO, YOU IGNORANT PILE OF NOOKSNOT.
WHAT EVEN GAVE YOU THE IDEA TO THINK THAT YOU COULD HAVE ANY CONTROL OVER ME?
I WAS THE ONE WHO CREATED YOUR ENTIRE RACE, REMEMBER?
I AM YOUR GOD HERE, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
SHIT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY, YOU HEAR?
I'VE ALREADY BEEN FORCED TO PRANCE AROUND LIKE A PUPPET IN THOSE 'MEME' THINGS.
WHICH I SWEAR JUST GET MORE AND MORE FUCKING CRAZY AS THEY GO.
SERIOUSLY, NOT EVEN SGRUB IS AS COMPLETELY ASS-BACKWARDS AS THOSE THINGS ARE.
SO YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN A GOOD LITTLE BARKBEAST DANCING FOR YOU.
I'M DONE PLAYING IN 'GAMES', AND YOU WANT TO SEND ME INTO YET ANOTHER FUN LITTLE 'GAME' FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT?
THE SAME WAY YOU FORCED GAMZEE INTO ONE?
WHICH, I MIGHT ADD, YOU DECIDED WAS IN HIS BEST INTERESTS TO BE SENT WITHOUT HIS MOTHERFUCKING MOIRAIL.
DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING BAD OF AN IDEA THAT IS??
SURE, SEND THE MURDER-HAPPY CLOWN SOMEWHERE WITHOUT THE ONLY MEANS OF KEEPING HIM SANE, I'M SURE THAT'S GOING TO TURN OUT OH SO FUCKING WELL.
IT WON'T BACKFIRE IN THE SLIGHTEST, I'M SURE OF IT!
AND YOU KEEP COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW LITTLE TIME YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR SCHOOLFEEDING FINISHED, YET YOU DECIDE THAT YOU WANT TO SEND ANOTHER ONE OF US TO ANOTHER OF YOUR GAMES.
TELL ME, HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER?
WHERE IN YOUR SQUISHY PINK IMITATION OF A THINK PAN DID YOU FISH OUT THE IDEA THAT SENDING ME TO SOME OTHER UNIVERSE IS THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR SHITTY PROBLEMS?
SO BEFORE YOU STICK YOUR CRANIAL NUGBONE UP YOUR SHAME GLOBES AND IGNORE ME, JUST THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT HOW FUCKING BAD OF AN IDEA THIS REALLY IS.
THEN ONCE YOU HAVE THIS GROUNDBREAKING EPIPHANY YOU CAN GROVEL ON THE GROUND AND THANK YOUR GOD FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL WISDOM I HAVE BESTOWED UPON YOU.
YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME IN ADVANCE, GRUBFUCK.