phone tagging for fun and profit

[thricethefun]

What part of literally anything you've seen me do makes you think I'd be a great cheerleader? No, no, I wanna hear this. Ugh, this better not be a sad attempt to teach me about feelings. I've already done the whole babysitting thing. It's so old.

But hey, I'm here now, try not to ruin everything in the next five minutes or stick me way in the back with all those other muses you've forgotten about! You ever think about dusting back here?

...is this really the best you can do? Oh, poor baby. You have no idea how screwed you are, do you?

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[shadowscall]

...My mun just pictured you in a short skirt with pom-poms.

I'm glad she's enjoying her giggle fit, but I think I've been traumatized.

[Really, where's the brain bleach?]