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dear_mun2014-09-06 03:28 am
you_becool) wrote in dear_mun2014-09-06 03:28 am
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homeless and he wants to stay that way; canon is from dusk till dawn
I'm sorry, did I give you any indication I wanted to fucking be here? Because I don't remember volunteering to work in some goddamn freakshow with all these serial killers and superheroes and whatever other losers you've got running around this place.
Look. I don't want to be here. Just because I've got free time now doesn't mean I want to spend it with you. I went through too fucking much to end up locked up in another goddamn maze and deal with this bullshit. Don't you think I need a vacation? I think I need a vacation. I deserve a fucking vacation, okay? How about a nice Mexican beach with a couple hot girls with loose inhibitions and plenty of alcohol? Hot girls that don't turn into fucking vampires. Do you think you could set me up with that?
Because let me tell you something else. I know that place you've got that cute little schoolboy in right now, with all it's Lisa Frank Care Bear sparkly Japanese bullshit that some lolita girl with too much free time designed while taking some sort of drug I only wish I could get my hands on. I know about that place. I pay attention.
And you are not-- you are NOT sending me there. I don't fucking care how easy it would be to "make activity" with me. Do I look like the kind of guy who wants to deal with people? Do I look like I want to be BFFs with someone and sit around a campfire holding hands or having some deep, meaningful relationship where I meet someone from another world and share all my dark intimate secrets with them? No. I fucking don't. So why don't you just get your two batshit crazy boys together and keep working on taking them there and leave me out of it, because I'm not fucking going.
Christ.
Look. I don't want to be here. Just because I've got free time now doesn't mean I want to spend it with you. I went through too fucking much to end up locked up in another goddamn maze and deal with this bullshit. Don't you think I need a vacation? I think I need a vacation. I deserve a fucking vacation, okay? How about a nice Mexican beach with a couple hot girls with loose inhibitions and plenty of alcohol? Hot girls that don't turn into fucking vampires. Do you think you could set me up with that?
Because let me tell you something else. I know that place you've got that cute little schoolboy in right now, with all it's Lisa Frank Care Bear sparkly Japanese bullshit that some lolita girl with too much free time designed while taking some sort of drug I only wish I could get my hands on. I know about that place. I pay attention.
And you are not-- you are NOT sending me there. I don't fucking care how easy it would be to "make activity" with me. Do I look like the kind of guy who wants to deal with people? Do I look like I want to be BFFs with someone and sit around a campfire holding hands or having some deep, meaningful relationship where I meet someone from another world and share all my dark intimate secrets with them? No. I fucking don't. So why don't you just get your two batshit crazy boys together and keep working on taking them there and leave me out of it, because I'm not fucking going.
Christ.