my only muse that likes me: Mabel Pines, ladies and gentlemen

[pinephresh]

Hey, c'mon, don't be like that. I'm not that hard to figure out, right? I'm nice, I'm funny, I'm adoooooorable. You got this!

I don't gotta go anywhere to have fun. Dipper's in your head too, so there's plenty of shenanigans goin' on there!

Don't sell yourself short, girl. Here, just hold the bedazzler and feel the power.

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EXCELLENT she's just so deliciously kooky I couldn't NOT

[pinephresh]

Why not? Gravity Falls is pretty spooky, and we've been fine. All like BOOM and POW and AHHHH, SAVE ME, MABEL!

[oh don't worry Dipper, I don't think the mun could handle killing Mabel off. trauma though, now that would be fine . . .]

I UNDERSTAND

[mannlyasfuck]

I haven't yelled like that before!! If anything, I'm the one who's always saving you! [Wow Mabel, can't you see he's being serious here?!]

Have you ever had your leg stuck in a meat grinder Mabel? Have you? Those horror games are a lot more terrifying and mentally scarring than anything we've seen in Gravity Falls! [God bless. The last thing we want are dead Mabels.............]

[pinephresh]

[you totally yelled like that in the bunker but wow um, did things just get serious? because she thinks things just got serious]

Wait what? [slowly:] Did you see some guy's leg get stuck in a meat grinder?

[manlyasfuck]

[SHHH THAT NEVER HAPPENED]

Uh, not exactly I mean, I didn't see some guy's leg get stuck in one, my own leg kinda... got... ripped off... in... one... [Sorry to be a debbie-downer Mabel, but horror games suck]

[pinephresh]

[DID TOO]

[she stares at you a second with horrified shock, looks down to your legs, then up again. WHY IS FUCK NOT IN MY VOCABULARY]

How . . . Are you . . . Holy cheese, bro.

i am going to bed but when i wake up ill tag you back so fast you wont even know what hit you

[manlyasfuck]

[DID NOT]

Well it happened.. over a year ago.. so I'm alright now! I mean, besides the image being etched into my mind for all eternity.

AWESOME! sleep well and I will spin from the impact of your tag like whoa

[pinephresh]

[DID TOOOOO]

Pshh yeah, besides that.

[pause, then opens her arms]

Awkward sibling hug?

HECK yeah

[manlyasfuck]

[He stares at Mabel for a second, before rubbing his arm awkwardly]

I'm fine. I don't need an.. awkward.. sibling hug.... [He smiles and shrugs a little]

There are other places for us to go to, anyway. Other places that are a lot better than those stupid horror games.

o/

[pinephresh]

Well yeah! Some cool place where we could both cause some mayhem. And maybe solve some mysteries~

[raises her eyebrows and nudges him with an elbow. SHHH NO BAD THINGS, NEVER BAD THINGS]

[mannlyasfuck]

[He laughs a little and rubs his arm where she nudged him]

Yeah! There are tons of mysteries and strange things happening in games, just waiting to be solved!

[pinephresh]

Exactly! The Mystery Twins are on the case! Of the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!

[manlyasfuck]

Woah Mabel, I think the entire universe is a bit much for just the two of us. I mean, as much as I'd love to be able to figure out everything about the universe.

Besides, NASA's kiiiiind of already on that case.

[pinephresh]

Psshhh, not everything in the entire universe, Dipper! Just anything we want.

Which, you know, if we're doing aliens now, then NASA'll have to learn to share.

[mannlyasfuck]

But you said the entire universe, doesn't that imply, you know, the entire thing? [You know what? No, let's not have a stupid argument about this]

Anyway, I think we'd better stick to mysteries on Earth for now.

...unless a UFO happens to land in Gravity Falls anytime soon. [Boy would Dipper love it if a UFO crashed in town...]