my only muse that likes me: Mabel Pines, ladies and gentlemen

[pinephresh]

Hey, c'mon, don't be like that. I'm not that hard to figure out, right? I'm nice, I'm funny, I'm adoooooorable. You got this!

I don't gotta go anywhere to have fun. Dipper's in your head too, so there's plenty of shenanigans goin' on there!

Don't sell yourself short, girl. Here, just hold the bedazzler and feel the power.

Comments

[pinephresh]

Thanks! I do like not having baggage.

[a weird compliment but SHE'LL TAKE IT]

I'm Mabel.

[ledgerdomaingirl]

I'm Charmcaster, witch-queen-goddess of Ledgerdomain.

[pinephresh]

Whoa whoa WHAT?! You're a witch? That's so cool!! So do you rule your kingdom and get sacrifices or whatever?

[ledgerdomaingirl]

There are no sacrifices...and I'm not sure whether there ever were any or not in the past. But I guess you could say I rule my own kingdom, though it's less a kingdom than it is a community.

[pinephresh]

Oh. Yeah on second thought, killing small animals for your queen is kind of terrible. You should totally still call it a kingdom though. "Community" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

[ledgerdomaingirl]

Maybe "empire" fits better! "Kingdom" limits it too much.

[pinephresh]

Oooo, empire is good. Sounds powerful AND old-worldy!

So what's your empire like?

[ledgerdomaingirl]

Disorganized. Lots of stuff floating around in mid-air, from trees to buildings to giant eyeballs.

[pinephresh]

That's . . . cool. Sounds kinda scary. But I bet it's really pretty! Minus the uh, giant eyeballs.

[ledgerdomaingirl]

Please. It's not pretty at all.

cry all I have are exaggerated expressions. use your ~imagination~

[pinephresh]

You don't like it?

[ledgerdomaingirl]

No, I don't. But it's still my empire, so I'm stuck with it.

[pinephresh]

Well that sucks.