my only muse that likes me: Mabel Pines, ladies and gentlemen

[pinephresh]

Hey, c'mon, don't be like that. I'm not that hard to figure out, right? I'm nice, I'm funny, I'm adoooooorable. You got this!

I don't gotta go anywhere to have fun. Dipper's in your head too, so there's plenty of shenanigans goin' on there!

Don't sell yourself short, girl. Here, just hold the bedazzler and feel the power.

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[bolincredible]

[ ACCEPTS LIKE IT'S THE HOLY GRAIL TBH. he's really easy to get on board for stuff. ]

Oh, wow, it's so contraption-y. Not that it didn't sound like a contraption or anything already, I guess. But it looks really contraption-y. That's great! [ Which is why inventions are so cool. He has no idea what it does or how it works, but it's amazing. ] Okay! Okay, what do I do with it?

[pinephresh]

[EXCELLENT. she points to stuff as she talks]

Okay. You take the bedazzler . . . put this do-hickey against whatever you wanna make more awesome, and--! Smash that sucker down like it's a stapler on your last day of school.

With this new power, you may now make ANYTHING shinier and cool! Like this.

[holds out her sweater sleeve, which has rings of gaudy plastic gems wrapped around it. SO MANY PLASTIC GEMS]

The possibilities are ENDLESS!

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[bolincredible]

[ oh god oh man oh god oh man ]

It's beautiful. [ And Bumi's idea to cover Tenzin's cape in sequins has never been more viable!! ]

[bolincredible]

[ ........

immediately bedazzles his shirt collar. ]

Man, other worlds have all the coolest stuff! I love it out here!

[pinephresh]

[so proud of you, pupil]

Yeah, it's pretty awesome. You can keep it if you like. I got more.

[bolincredible]

Wow, really? Thanks! [ Sifu Sweater Girl. ] I'm Bolin, by the way. Like... Bolin the new Bedazzler. It's nice to meet you!

[pinephresh]

[giggles]

Nice to meet you too, Bolin the new Bedazzler. I'm Mabel. Mabel Pines.

[bolincredible]

Ohh, cool name, Mabel. What's got you and your mun out in these parts?

ugh Bolin is so adorable, I can't

[pinephresh]

Thanks! Well, we're just gettin' out, stretchin' our wings, causin' some mayhem. The usual. And the new season helped.

Or she's kicked me out to play 'cause me and Dipper are driving her crazy. Either way! Fun for all ages.

so is mabel aaaa.

[bolincredible]

Sounds pretty great either way! So who's Dipper? Best guess is, he's not a mysterious chaotic spirit you happen to pal around with.

thanks! :Db means I'm doin somethin right. also, sorry for lateness!

[pinephresh]

Haha! I wish. No, Dipper's my brother. We're twins! Totally a marketable trait, too. We solve mysteries together aaaas . . . !

[she forms a V with her fingers and raises it in front of her eye]

The Mystery Twins!

oh man no worries i turned into a snail

[bolincredible]

Aww, cool! Your own team name and everything! You're a lot less creepy than the last twins I met, too, it's great. I can never get my bro to solve mysteries with me. He's busy doing it for a living or something.

our snail slime can chill along with our rad selves

[pinephresh]

Whaaaa, he can't do that! Mystery solving is like, the ultimate bonding experience! Right behind karaoke and sleep-overs, of course.

[a little laugh]

If he's a detective or somethin' he should totally let you be his assistant.

[bolincredible]

Right? I happen to know I'm a very high-quality assistant! If people couldn't be a gumshoe team just because one of them didn't have any professional training, we probably wouldn't have police at all. [ Exaggerating. 100% ]

[pinephresh]

Pshyeah! And then who would ruin everybody's fun? I know I'm not takin' that responsibility.

[what's exaggerating? we're all super serious here!]

Ohhh, I bet if ya solved a mystery on your own, he'd be beggin' to take you on!

[bolincredible]

Hmm. The idea does have merit. I'm pretty huge on proving myself as a detective if I need to and all. [ He'll get Mako to go undercover with him again someday. ] You're crazy smart, you know that?