my only muse that likes me: Mabel Pines, ladies and gentlemen

[pinephresh]

Hey, c'mon, don't be like that. I'm not that hard to figure out, right? I'm nice, I'm funny, I'm adoooooorable. You got this!

I don't gotta go anywhere to have fun. Dipper's in your head too, so there's plenty of shenanigans goin' on there!

Don't sell yourself short, girl. Here, just hold the bedazzler and feel the power.

Comments

[madangry_madcrazy]

Ghuuuhhgh--Yuck!

[pinephresh]

[wiggles her arms and steps closer, like a zombie with the adorable virus]

Cuuu^uuuuuu_uuuteneeeeess! Nyahahhaha.

[madangry_madcrazy]

What are you doing? Stop that!

[pinephresh]

[stops, but only because there are SO MANY QUESTIONS]

Are you actually like, allergic to adorable or something? [gasps] Is that a fatal illness?

[madangry_madcrazy]

What? No! I just don't like it. I much prefer aggressive and savage.

[pinephresh]

Ew, why?

[madangry_madcrazy]

Because think of all the evil you can do with an army of bloodthirsty monsters at your beck and call. Well, make that my beck and call.

[pinephresh]

Ohhh, so you're a bad guy. Been there, so done that.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Oh please. I'm a bad guy. You're a little girl.

[pinephresh]

Hahaha yeah, I'm only a little girl. [rests a hand on her cocked hip] Who's only fought an army of the undead. And that was only yesterday.

[madangry_madcrazy]

[He folds his arms across his chest, staring at her with his head slightly cocked to the side.]

So? What's evil about that?

[pinephresh]

Nothing. Except for the zombies.

It means I'm one of those pesky kids who always thwarts the bad guy's plans. Me and my brother, we're kinda in the taking-out-bad-guys business.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Oh is that so? And you think you can take me on, do you?

[pinephresh]

Maybe. What's your area of expertise?

[madangry_madcrazy]

As a world-renowned and infamous mad scientist my areas of expertise lie in computer science, robotics, chemistry, nano-science, particle-physics, astrophysics, engineering, mind control, and, to a degree, genetics.

[pinephresh]

Weeeeell, I've fought a genetic experiment, so I guess that counts as a mystery. I dunno, is your lair all dark and spooky with little sparks of electricity that give it that YOU WILL DIE feel?

[madangry_madcrazy]

I don't have electrical sparks shooting off randomly. That usually means something is broken. Let's see... Here are a few interior shots of my main lair, courtesy of my security cameras. There's also this moat filled with this fluorescent green acid going through the lair, though you can't really see it in the pictures.

What do you think? Evil, isn't it?

[pinephresh]

Hmmmmm.

[presses her face reaaaal close to the photos]

I dunno about evil . . . But you definitely got a good interior decorator! That nausea green is superb.

[she's not even being sarcastic, she's just trying to be nice]

[madangry_madcrazy]

What are you talking about? Of course it's evil!

[pinephresh]

Then where are all the animals in cages? The experiments in test tubes and freezie tubie things?

[madangry_madcrazy]

Not every evil lair is the same! I don't have random caged animals and failed experiments laying around because like things to be tidy in my lair.

And what do you mean by 'freezie tubie things'?

[pinephresh]

You know, the icy whatsits that keep the reaaaaaaally dangerous experiments from going out and murdering the world. It's like a nap tube! Or an instant ice statue-maker.

I should patent that.

[madangry_madcrazy]

You mean a cryo-chamber? You know, I should get one of those...

[pinephresh]

Yeah! Man, those things are cool.

Heheh. Get it?

[madangry_madcrazy]

... No.