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My mun says I'm more hideous when I tell them, but I think she's just biased against me.
(Plays the "badump-tish" noise on an actual drumset.)
Eh, I give it a pun out of pun.
Eh, I give it a pun out of pun.
Fuck you, for that I'm gonna make you sit here and listen to all 1001 pages of this pun book. My mun's drank two cups of coffee and a red bull, it's gonna be a longass night.
... And I'm going to read you this poetry I found on fanfic.net.
My mun writes stuff for fanfic.net.
(Beat.)
Not poetry, though. She can't rhyme or meter woith beans.
(Beat.)
Not poetry, though. She can't rhyme or meter woith beans.
This is a Muppet News Flash. Dateline: Dear Mun.
The building hosting the 120th Annual Convention of Professional Vaudeville Hook Wielders was suddenly emptied of all occupants as said hook wielders began to march towards the Dear Mun premises.
The building hosting the 120th Annual Convention of Professional Vaudeville Hook Wielders was suddenly emptied of all occupants as said hook wielders began to march towards the Dear Mun premises.
When questioned, one of the hook wielders responded: "There's nowhere he can hide."
I do not believe you! I'm gonna hide in Congress! No hook wielder gets in there!
Eh, at least she makes for good joke material.
Did she write this 'Soroww of blu eyez whit dragn'?
Is this a pun off? Are you having a pun off with me? Bonding!
Oh yeah.
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
[But you can hear Deadpool grinning]
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
[Wade is a stone faced mofo]
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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