Jade Harley | Homestuck

[surrealucidity]

hi!!!!!!!!
so you want to play with me huh
thats pretty cool
i think you are pretty cool!!!!


but why do you want me to kiss karkat?????
D:

Comments

[truffulacide]

Maybe we can work out a trade. Mine is kind of boring by comparison. [keyword here is "kind of".]

You think she's going to make you act on them?

[surrealucidity]

oh no i dont think you want my world
people die a lot in it!
actually i died! and so did all my closest friends!!!!!
its just that we came back and now we are basically gods i guess!
its really complicated

oh nooooo she cant make me do anything i dont want to do!

[truffulacide]

...Sorry, I need a second to pick my jaw up off the ground. Give me a minute.

DUH. You're a god! You could just throw a lightning bolt at her or turn her into a frog or - or make her do anything you want! She should be afraid of you!

[surrealucidity]

ok!!

but i dont want her to be afraid of me :(
and anyway im not really that kind of god

[truffulacide]

[huh] I didn't think there was more than one kind. Can you do any cool magical things right now?

[surrealucidity]

there are lots of kinds!!
im a witch of space which means i can manipulate planets and stuff like that
but my friend john is the heir of wind so he can fly
and dave is the knight of time!!! he can time travel!!!!!!! it's sooooo cooooool but kind of confusing because there are lots of daves running around all the time
anyway no i dont abuse my powers for silly reasons!!

[truffulacide]

Okay, I still stand by my initial assessment in that this is the coolest thing I've ever heard. Ever.

[and call him crazy, but it gives him an idea.]

...Um. About your powers... When you say that you can manipulate planets, how far does that extend?

[surrealucidity]

um ok!
thanks i guess!


[head tilt. he can't see it, but she does it anyway.] im not sure! i havent had them for very long so i havent experimented much yet

[truffulacide]

B-But...would it be outside the realm of possibility to use them to effect the earth? Let's say for whatever hypothetical reason you need to create an entire forest in a short period of time. Do you think you might be able to do that?

[surrealucidity]

i dont know :(
but that sounds like a good cause so i guess i could try!!

1/3

[truffulacide]

[his face brightens immediately.]

Would you really...? Oh my gosh. You're so - wonderful! Thank you so much -

2/3

[truffulacide]

Uh...

3/3

[truffulacide]

...Shoot. I don't think I got your name.

Re: 3/3

[surrealucidity]

my name is jade!!!!! :D
whats yours?

[truffulacide]

I'm the Once-ler. It's nice to meet you, Jade!