Jade Harley | Homestuck

[surrealucidity]

hi!!!!!!!!
so you want to play with me huh
thats pretty cool
i think you are pretty cool!!!!


but why do you want me to kiss karkat?????
D:

Comments

[god_not_goth]

Well little goddess mundanes seem to have a "thing" for having their muses in relationships with unlikely people or trolls in this case.

[surrealucidity]

but hes so shouty :(

[god_not_goth]

I know but he is more reasonable than my brothers.

[surrealucidity]

do you know karkat? :o

oh im jade by the way!!! whats your name?

[god_not_goth]

I spoke to him through this place not more than a few days ago.

A pleasure Jade, I am Hades.

[surrealucidity]

ohhh
did he shout at you?
thats a silly question i guess
he shouts at everyone!
im sorry for that
hes kind of my friend now! but i used to not like him very much because he shouted and insulted me a lot and also said very silly things about his future self and his past self being totally different people

hi hades!!!! its very nice to meet you!

[god_not_goth]

Yes, he was particularly upset about being called a god. Like I said though, he is more understandable than my brothers.

[surrealucidity]

hes upset about everything
i dont think he knows how not to be upset!

wow your brothers must be pretty awful if karkat is nicer than them!

[god_not_goth]

I suppose you're not familiar with Greek mythology then?

[mesovortice]

ewww, kissing karkat...
your mun is gross.
karkat is gross.
even if he were a girl i would not want to kiss him.
or her, whatever.

[surrealucidity]

awww i dont think karkat is gross :(
he is my friend!
i think
hes just grumpy
and not very good at talking about his feelings
or anything else without insulting the person hes talking to
but i dont want to kiss him!!!!

[mesovortice]

yeah, i agree there.
he is not a bad dude.
he is my friend too.
but he is gross in that i do not EVER want to think about anyone kissing him.

[surrealucidity]

thats not a very nice thing to say john :(

[mesovortice]

yeah it is kind of an asshole thing to say.
(sorry karkat!)

[surrealucidity]

dont worry
i wont tell him!
your secret is safe with me hehe

[truffulacide]

Your mun wants you to kiss a cat? [or did she mean car? a car that looks like a cat?]

[surrealucidity]

no silly!!!!
karkat isnt a cat hes a troll!

[truffulacide]

...And that's supposed to be an improvement?

[surrealucidity]

well yes!
trolls are basically like regular people except theyre aliens
and they talk funny
the problem isnt his species! it's his personality!!!!

[truffulacide]

Oh, that's all? So he isn't the type who likes long, romantic walks on the beach? [can you tell he is not surprised at all?]

[surrealucidity]

no i dont think so

[truffulacide]

Then what's the big deal? His personality can't be that bad, can it?

[surrealucidity]

he shouts all the time!
and insults everyone he talks to
including himself!

[inamber]

hahaha you think you have it bad
you dont even know who my mun wants me to kiss
its horrible im like a goddamn veteran
so traumatized by the wiles of my shithead mun
and no i wont tell you who it is
thats how you know im really feeling the ptsd
ive blanked it out
forced myself to forget
shit was crazy back in the war
tongue and saliva everywhere
a disgusting foamy froth like a glass of just poured coke all over my fucking face

[surrealucidity]

wow that sounds terrible!!!!!
how did you ever survive? :o