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[powerballad]

So you're, like...pacing this? So you're not going nuts and trying to shove me anywhere...before you figure out...my parents or anything. Right? I'm all "yeah, woo, yeah", gung-ho is great, whatever. But--be thorough. Or try. We definitely know you can try.

...Sorry, was that mean?

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[brolociraptor]

Dude, gung-ho is how you do it. Karate chop that motherfucker. And by that motherfucker I mean like, life.

[powerballad]

So much as I know you like it, I feel morally obligated to remind you that not everything can be solved with karate chops.

Also that there are more karate moves than "chops".

[brolociraptor]

BULLHONKY. There are karate chops, and karate kicks, and that is all.

All of which you use to kick my ass with regularly so uh, yes, there's more to life than just karate chops. You are the smartest girl in the whole world, please don't chop my eyes.

[powerballad]

Well, if your eyes deserve it, they're getting the chop!

[brolociraptor]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But seriously, it's good to see you. Galen totally misses you. Like the sun misses the flower. Like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to -- [ Yeah okay he's totally quoting A Knight's Tale, it's the perfect opportunity. ]

[powerballad]

Stop, I can't remember the whole thing, how am I supposed to finish the quote, stop!

[Arm punch! Y'know one of those "playful" ones, it doesn't hurt, ya baby.] Why aren't you taking care of him?

[brolociraptor]

[ FLAIL. ] Lame! Gotta keep you on your toes, dude.

And hey, I'm trying. I have trauma too, you know, it's all super important and shit. But I am, though, I just like, have no idea how to do it. I suck at this.

[powerballad]

Eugh. I heard you had trauma, actually. What happened, low-main? [-TENANCE. IT'S A PUN.] I thought we were all fed up on the traumz!

[brolociraptor]

[ HURR HURR ] Yeah! See, that's what I thought, and that's what I was promised, but clearly there's not enough angst going around, so I gotta soak my feet in it a little and not even get a manicure afterwards.

Which is pretty fucking terrible treatment for a rockstar, I'll tell you that. [ 8| ] The whole nightmare thing's getting old.

[powerballad]

Oh, what? What, you mean that you thought they weren't going to torture you? Urr, golly, that sounds just crazy, Bradley. But hey--didn't you hear? We're doing manicures over here. You get pink.

[brolociraptor]

Man I am so silly, what was I thinking -- wait, did you say pink?

YES. I am all over that broseph, take me to your pink nail painting leader, gimme gimme.

[powerballad]

Ew, your nail beds are sick. And I don't mean that in the Ru Paul way. I mean they're gross. And flat.