The loudest muse of them all

[stitchthismate]

I s'pose you think this is funny.  Well, with or without a spaceship, this is still kidnapping and I'm not laughing.

That user name?  The one your mate was so clever to think of?  Remember what happened next?  If the Doctor's not too old for a good slap every now and then, then you certainly aren't, either.

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[badwolf]

I think it's a bit funny.

[stitchthismate]

[Rose Marion Tyler, don't you start.]

You would.

[asoothingvoice]

They really don't take the 'kidnapping' part seriously, and if there's a game involved it just makes them decide to do it even more.

[stitchthismate]

Well I'm taking it seriously.

I've been kidnapped before. Nothing good ever comes of it.

[rideofthefearlings]

Laughter is overrated anyway.

[stitchthismate]

You're a cheerful one, aren't you?

[routemistress]

In my experience that man needs a good slapping every now and then. Keeps 'im honest.

You thinking of joining a game, at all?

IRIIIIIIIS

[stitchthismate]

[Finally. Someone who knows what's what.]

I sure as bloody well hope not.

Who knows what kind of madness this one might have planned. Crazier than the Doctor, she is. At least he had the common sense to listen once in a while.

[keepsrunning]

Kidnapping?? I didn't know you were there!

[We'll just ignore the fact that he should have known she was there. Yup.

Oh, hi, Jackie. He's missed you lots. Except...]

I could do without the slapping, thanks.

[stitchthismate]

[You'd like that, wouldn't you?]

It's not my fault you weren't paying attention. So busy with all your science and whatnot. Not caring who you dragged into your messes.

[But, no...there was a trace of softness in her eyes now. Some things might never change, but the Doctor wasn't one of them. She owed him far too much.]

S'ppose I could let you off just this once.

[ofdrumsthesound]

You slapped the Doctor?

[stitchthismate]

That's right.

What's it to you?

[alanwake]

Kidnapping's definitely nothing to laugh about.

At least your mun's not thinking of sending you to a place that's trying to kill you. That in itself merits my own mun to get a good slap every now and then; And if your mun actually is trying to do that, I'll second your sentiments.

[stitchthismate]

At the moment, I doubt she's thinking of sending me anywhere. Fortunately.

But I wouldn't put it past her to change her mind later on.

[missrosetyler]

It's not a bad name. It could have been worse.

[stitchthismate]

Yeah? How d'you figure?

[reallygreathair]

Ohhhhhh, there you go again. All slap-happy. Honestly, I'm surprised they haven't thrown you in jail for assault or something.

[stitchthismate]

Like you're one to talk.

[Given how many offenses over the years that could have put him in jail.]

[faceofbeau]

You can try slapping them, but it doesn't usually do much good. You'll find they're fairly well immune to anything we do.

[And there's his most charming look, a twinkle in his eye at he reaches for his hand.]

Although I must say; your misfortune might be something of a boon to those of us already trapped here. It's not every day someone so lovely as you graces us with their presence.

[He knows exactly who she is, he's been a distant eye on Rose and her family, but that's not going to deprive him of this.] Captain Jack Harkness. And who are you?

[If she'll let him, he'll kiss the back of her hand.]

I'm sorry, I had to...

[keepsrunning]

[Glaaaaaare.]

Stop it.

[Not that that ever does any good. Carry on, Jack.]

[stitchthismate]

[...oh.]

[She recognized Captain Jack instantly, of course. How could she forget that face? That voice? That...personality?]

Piss off, Doctor. We've having a lovely chat, he and I.

[After sending him a quick, heated glare, Jackie turns the full amount of her Tyler charm back on.]

Don't mind him.

I'm Jackie Tyler. Rose's mum. Don't you remember?

[riverborntorun]

I think I like your style.

[stitchthismate]

I think I like your tastes.

And you are...?

[oisunshine]

He DOES need a good slap now and again, won't argue there!

[stitchthismate]

I see you've met him before.

[swanning_off]

I'm surprised your mun can even stand to have you around, never mind long enough for you to get within clouting distance...

[He then grins.]

Hi, Jackie.

[stitchthismate]

[Oh, how she hasn't particularly missed you.]

Don't you 'hi, Jackie' me.

[furiousface]

Oh, I remember you. As subtle as an advancing Dalek and just as single-minded. [He's just going to glare at you, standing too close. Sorry, Jackie - the Doctor never has cared much for personal space.] And your hands, your manly hands, coming at me like flying hammers.

Jackie Tyler, the companion's mother. It always was the mothers. And the companions, too, though likely to become future mothers if they get a move on with procreating. Female human bodies only last for so long.

[stitchthismate]

[She stares for the longest of long times. Regeneration wasn't a new concept for her; she'd seen the Doctor change his face once before. That Christmas all those years ago. But still...]

I can see your personality hasn't improved with age. Or your manners.