Canon is Fables

[thefunsister]

You're gonna give me a try, huh? Well, alright. I'll work with you, even though I have other, more important things to be doing, provided you promise we'll have some fun. I've earned myself a break, anyway. Just don't forget that I have actual responsibilities these days. The last thing I need is to be off playing with some mundies and a crisis crops up back on the Farm.

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[rosiest]

Yeah, I missed the constant fuck-all upheaval in the fine print when I took this job. Along with the "and you will meet a tall, dark, bloody pig's head on a stick" clause. Real kickers.

I know right? The very least we could get back for the whole being kidnapped thing would be some kind of buttery snack. Mundies. What're you gonna do?

[thefunsister]

Poor Collin. That was the worst. I was really starting to like him, you know? The pig had pluck. Which is a weird thing to say about a pig, but there it is.

Clearly I'll have to teach these mundies the meaning of a good time. They invented the delicious stuff, they should know!