Canon is Fables

[thefunsister]

You're gonna give me a try, huh? Well, alright. I'll work with you, even though I have other, more important things to be doing, provided you promise we'll have some fun. I've earned myself a break, anyway. Just don't forget that I have actual responsibilities these days. The last thing I need is to be off playing with some mundies and a crisis crops up back on the Farm.

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[the_witch]

Your loyalty was always admirable.

[thefunsister]

What can I say, Frau Totenkinder? I guess I've found my niche.

[rosiest]

Hear hear.

[thefunsister]

Well this is a trip and a half. How's it hanging, Rose?

[rosiest]

Oh, just wait. Stuff around here gets even weirder - and this is me saying that. Us. Whatever. Same diff. It's like a sci-fi marathon without the popcorn.

You know: usual Farm bullshit (and bear and panther and everything else) along with trying to figure out the whole hope shtick.

[thefunsister]

There's a problem with the hope shtick? It was doing so well last time I checked.

Wait, did you say there's no popcorn?

[rosiest]

Not a problem problem, just the "figuring it out" problem. Always been a bit slow for that whole learning curve, so I guess it shouldn't be a huge surprise, but. Eh.

Nada.

[thefunsister]

I guess a little quiet, happy time is really too much to hope for. Still, it was looking good for a while there...

Blasphemy.

[rosiest]

Yeah, I missed the constant fuck-all upheaval in the fine print when I took this job. Along with the "and you will meet a tall, dark, bloody pig's head on a stick" clause. Real kickers.

I know right? The very least we could get back for the whole being kidnapped thing would be some kind of buttery snack. Mundies. What're you gonna do?

[thefunsister]

Poor Collin. That was the worst. I was really starting to like him, you know? The pig had pluck. Which is a weird thing to say about a pig, but there it is.

Clearly I'll have to teach these mundies the meaning of a good time. They invented the delicious stuff, they should know!

[realridinghood]

Are you sure that will work Miss Rose? I've heard these kind of mundies are very stubborn.

[thefunsister]

Who knows? It's worth a try though. Besides, what's the point if we're not having fun?

[realridinghood]

I wouldn't know. Mine only seems to bring me where when she's bored.

[thefunsister]

So you're her entertainment? That's sort of like what I was thinking, but more... one-sided. Bummer.

Well how have things been? I hear this place is pretty wild.

[realridinghood]

I suppose it isn't all bad. I've heard some pretty awful things from some of the other people she's playing with.

I've met some interesting people along the way, so there's that.

[thefunsister]

I'm glad to hear you're doing well, Red, even if it's only relatively speaking. Mundies can be dangerous, but they can be pretty cool too.