#dammitreno

[reno4prez]

Yo mun,

Soooooo I kinda accidentally a whole bottle of jack annnnnd it mighta kinda been the one from your liquor cabinet. I know, I know, it wasn't mine and I shouldn't've but I swear I didn't think about the fact that know it was yours at the time and anyway wtf were you doing with a perfectly good bottle of jack laying around going to waste on the shelf?

So yeah, I mean, really mun, I was doin' you a favor. Legit. Fo' real. Yeah.

Needless to say, I'm fuckin' bored, and you should seriously do something about it before I invite everyone I know over for a party in your head.

THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND, YO.

Thanks for the booze,

R

Comments

[afterlaborday]

How you haven't died from alcohol poisoning yet, I sometimes wonder.

[reno4prez]

I'm just awesome like that, yo. The more I drink, the stronger my liver gets.

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

[afterlaborday]

Your medical results say otherwise.

[reno4prez]

Damn, boss. Way to bring a brother down. I think you're just jealous.

[afterlaborday]

What would I have to be jealous of precisely, Reno?

[reno4prez]

My crazy awesome superpower, duh! The ability to drink as much as I damn well please and never get sick! Those medical records are obviously wrong. They're just tryin' to throw you off so you won't feel bad that you're not as cool as me.

[afterlaborday]

Reno, I'm far cooler than you by leaps and bounds, so I have nothing to be jealous of.

[reno4prez]

You're the boss, Boss. Whatever makes you feel better, keep tellin' yourself that!

[afterlaborday]

I don't have to tell myself anything I already know.