inexplicit spoilers for 4.10

[burninhale]

You know how it is. You get older, you start forgetting things — look, if life gives you lemons, then you ... kill everyone, burn the lemon orchard down, and start over. I'm just doing the best with what I've been given.

And. We're not "murder buddies." We hang out in a sewer, we're not having movie nights. Please. Sometimes I think you don't take my very tragic backstory that I repeat at literally every opportunity seriously.

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[semifreakingnormal]

You hang out in a sewer.

[Peter you really should start looking at your life choices.....]

[burninhale]

Hang out in a sewer, plot elaborate murder in a sewer, whatever you kids call it these days.

[semifreakingnormal]

Did you ever think you could maybe just....stop doing that?

[burninhale]

Well, now that you've asked me so nicely, sure. I'll get right on that.

[semifreakingnormal]

Really?

[scott..............]

[burninhale]

[ Scott.

Help yourself to the most judgmental look Peter can make. ]

[semifreakingnormal]

[HE JUST REALLY HOPED FOR A MINUTE THERE]

I mean, is living here and not planning to kill everyone really so bad?

[lydiascreams]

Murder buddies? Are you going to try and blame someone else? Or just claim voices in your head?

[burninhale]

That's not really my territory, Lydia. Well, sometimes I am the voice, but we've covered that.

[lydiascreams]

You're hilarious.

You might want to explain what you meant. You heard the Sheriff, right?

[burninhale]

I heard a lot out of the Sheriff. Was there a specific inanity you wanted me to pay attention to?

[lydiascreams]

Was the part where he won't let you go next time inanity to you, too?

[burninhale]

Uh. Yes?

[lydiascreams]

Your life, not mine.

And trust me, this time, there will be no worm moon to bring you back.

[theresalwayshope]

I'm just sitting here in my grave laughing my ass off because you actually think my aunt's going to let you live once she has what she wants from you.

[burninhale]

If she didn't give it her best shot, I'd be disappointed. But you only hope her best shot is good enough, Allison. And as we know, one's best shots don't always save the day.

[theresalwayshope]

Yes, they do.

You don't always get to make them yourself, but they do save the day.

[burninhale]

Kate doesn't want to do much saving, I don't think. But preferring the mass murderer who's related to you is understandable.

[grumpypuppy]

[he's just going to look at you, both eyebrows raised in typical "what the hell are you doing this time Peter?" fashion]

[burninhale]

One day your eyebrows are going to get in that position of judgmental incredulity, and then how're you going to score with all those women who can kill you?

[grumpypuppy]

[rolling his eyes] Says the man who's becoming murder buddies with my ex.

[burninhale]

I was very clear on the "not murder buddies" point, Derek. This is why we can't get along, just so you know. You don't listen to me anymore.

[grumpypuppy]

No, I'm pretty sure that the fact you still haven't told me you're having sewer chats with the bitch who turned me human is example of one of those reason why we don't get along.

[burninhale]

At this point, it's more of a chicken or egg scenario. You don't listen to me, you don't trust me, I can't trust you, I can't tell you anything ...

But you of all people should know I haven't forgotten anything. Kate is a part of my plans, and her role comes to an end. Eventually.

[grumpypuppy]

[ooc: sorry - had con and disappeared for a week!]

Well, there's a reason I don't trust you. [you know, like this right now]

Is this going to be a part that happens before or after whatever she is doing kills me?