On an app in progress

[energycreep]

Oh yes, you find this concept so amusing, don't you?

Let's force the robot into a disgusting human body and watch him trip over himself everywhere because he suddenly has legs!

Ha ha ha.

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still my favorite show

[robocreep]

[Soundwave thinks it's funny as hell, personally. He doesn't even have to know you.

Goddamn hilarious. Sucks to be you No Legs Mcgee.]

aww shit double creeper feature

[energycreep]

[No Legs Mcgee here might as well be spitting venom.]

There is nothing amusing about that.

[You get that mental image out of your head right this second, you huge purple turd.]

IT'S A CREEP OFF

[robocreep]

[And you're tiny. And ugly. And a drone so no one loves you.

He can laugh at you all damn day, little man.

LOL.]

do the creep, ahh, do the creep, ahh

[energycreep]

[Some faceless twerp's opinions, if audible, wouldn't have been nearly as annoying as the fact that he was clearly ever so amused.

... Plus he'd probably just be disturbed if anyone loved him, of all things. Blech.] Yes, thank you, your childlike sense of humor is very charming.

soundwave has a few millions years of creep behind him though

[robocreep]

[It's great how every inch of him just oozes amusement right now. That whole stance is laughing at your misfortune, NOS-4-A2. So good to be the superior species.

Too bad you're not as fluent as Starscream in Radio-Face, or else you'd know what the Decepticon spy/sass-master was saying right now.

His humor is perfect and charm is for people who aren't as perfect and efficient as Soundwave. Sign of weakness. He's classy]

Is that NOS-4-A2 THAT'S NOS-4-A2

[worsetodie]

...You didn't have legs before.

wow hey a lot of people recognize this asshole today

[energycreep]

Or rather, I still don't. They haven't entered the "game" yet. [He can only hope the human loses motivation by October.

Anyway, he's just kind of... hovering a few inches off the ground at the moment.]

I'm sure you realize how it could be somewhat of an inconvenience.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Rabbit is attracted to trouble like a moth to a flame]

Wh-wh-what's so wrong with legs? Useful! Good fer r-r-runnin' an' j-jumpin'. An' kickin'.

[energycreep]

[Ugh, what's this thing's malfunction?]

I'm not built for any of those things. I fly.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

[An antique. Who has aged like a fine milk. But that greening copper is very pretty]

Missin' out on a whole l-l-lotta leg fun.

Soccer.

Ff-f-ffootball.

Rugby.

G-g-g-guess you could still play Handball, but that takes all the fun outta k-k-kickin' yer opponent in the shins.

[energycreep]

[Gross.]

Sports don't interest me much, I'm afraid.

[You might, though. Hold on, looking you over real quick juuust to see if you've got any juicy energy in you...]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Does insanely powerful, extremely destructive, 'hazardous to reality' blue matter count? Because he's just goddamn chock full of that.]

Really?

Well c-c-c-c'mere, I'll teach ya about hockey.

[singsbothways]

Hey, if you're going to be turned into a human, you might as well hit the ground running.

[Grinnn.]

[energycreep]

[Everyone thinks they're hilarious today, eh?]

Or tumbling, as the case may be.

[singsbothways]

[When in Rome...]

You gotta tumble before you can walk before you can run, yeah? You'll get the hang of it!

[energycreep]

Ech. I suppose so.

[Oh. You're not being mocking. Honest surprise, here.]

[singsbothways]

[Ruko's not typically the sort to kick a bot while they're down. I'm pretty sure Deadpool and Soundwave have that part well under control, anyway.]


So what's your deal? Do you hate humans or is it just the body thing that's throwing you off?

/gently places wade down and abandons

[fukkinawesome]

Not gonna lie, that's funny as shit. Wish I was there, take a selfie and mail it to me.

indignant screeching

[energycreep]

No.

HEY IS IT COOL IF I LEAVE THIS UNBRIDLED DICKMACHINE HERE THANKS

[fukkinawesome]

Kay.

I'm going where you're going.

Then I'm gonna take a selfie with you as you're rolling around on the ground with your useless noodle legs.

Then I'm putting it on Twitter. I'd put it on Tumblr, but the local preteen bitchsquad would get on my ass about ableism and I'm too goddamn pretty for that.

Smile for the camera.

it's ok they're both UNBRIDLED DICKMACHINES but in different ways

[energycreep]

...

You don't even know where I'm going. Besides, I doubt this human has the willpower to keep up their drive until applications start.

evil robot murderer contest

[twistedcircuits]

Poor little baby. Allow me to play a sad song for you on the worlds smallest virtual violin.

[Which she does]

[energycreep]

[Oh ha ha... wait a second hello there you smell delicious.]

Yes, yes. You're veeery humorous, dear.

[twistedcircuits]

[Not recommended, NOS.]

What's important is that I like my humor.

[And she really is pulling the 'I am an enormous creature' display, complete with the nearby, waiting claws and wires just in case he decides to get closer.

She's not dumb]

[energycreep]

[Oh, he notices. Hard not to when you're naturally drawn to machinery like quiet lunatics to testing facilities.]

You seem edgy. Can't imagine why.