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Oh yes, you find this concept so amusing, don't you?

Let's force the robot into a disgusting human body ~~and watch him trip over himself everywhere because he suddenly has legs!~~

Ha ha ha.

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[Soundwave thinks it's funny as hell, personally. He doesn't even have to know you.

Goddamn hilarious. Sucks to be you No Legs Mcgee.]

Edited 2014-08-25 23:31 (UTC)

[No Legs Mcgee here might as well be spitting venom.]

There is nothing amusing about that.

[You get that mental image out of your head right this second, you huge purple turd.]

[And you're tiny. And ugly. And a drone so no one loves you.

He can laugh at you all damn day, little man.

LOL.]

[Some faceless twerp's opinions, if audible, wouldn't have been nearly as annoying as the fact that he was clearly ever so amused.

... Plus he'd probably just be disturbed if anyone loved him, of all things. Blech.] Yes, thank you, your childlike sense of humor is very charming.

[It's great how every inch of him just oozes amusement right now. That whole stance is laughing at your misfortune, NOS-4-A2. So good to be the superior species.

Too bad you're not as fluent as Starscream in Radio-Face, or else you'd know what the Decepticon spy/sass-master was saying right now.

His humor is perfect and charm is for people who aren't as perfect and efficient as Soundwave. Sign of weakness. He's classy]

[Oh now they're both laughing. Lovely.

Sure, if "classy" is now code for "pile of scrap." If he had pupils, he'd roll his eye.]

Are you quite done?

[The exit is right over there, Captain Nolegs. Have fun walking for the first time, he'll be sure to get pictures of it off the internet later

If you need him, he's going to be standing here, wallowing in smug amusement]

...You didn't have legs before.

[Tch. NOS doesn't have to take this scrap from you, mister Unecessarily Shiny.

He has more important things to do. Like torment poor defenseless bots to death. Probably in the literal sense.

~~Later, shitlord.~~]

[Jealous much? Basic bitch.

He'll continue to be an insurmountable wall of kickass and amazing. Can't touch this]

Or rather, I still don't. They haven't entered the "game" yet. [He can only hope the human loses motivation by October.

Anyway, he's just kind of... hovering a few inches off the ground at the moment.]

I'm sure you realize how it could be somewhat of an inconvenience.

[Rabbit is attracted to trouble like a moth to a flame]

Wh-wh-what's so wrong with legs? Useful! Good fer r-r-runnin' an' j-jumpin'. An' kickin'.

[Ugh, what's this thing's malfunction?]

I'm not built for any of those things. I fly.

[An antique. Who has aged like a fine milk. But that greening copper is very pretty]

Missin' out on a whole l-l-lotta leg fun.

Soccer.

Ff-f-ffootball.

Rugby.

G-g-g-guess you could still play Handball, but that takes all the fun outta k-k-kickin' yer opponent in the shins.

[Gross.]

Sports don't interest me much, I'm afraid.

[You might, though. Hold on, looking you over real quick juuust to see if you've got any juicy energy in you...]

[Does insanely powerful, extremely destructive, 'hazardous to reality' blue matter count? Because he's just goddamn chock full of that.]

Really?

Well c-c-c-c'mere, I'll teach ya about hockey.

[He doesn't even know you, Rabbit. You Rabbit, not another Rabbit Rabbit that he does actually know.

Why do you do this shit, why.]

[And Rabbit will react as Rabbit does]

... What.

I'm ha-ha-havin' a sports conversation, why am I gettin' the s-s-s-stink eye?

I don't even know where to start.

[Why is he already exasperated?]

WHAT?

He's fine!

[To prove that he's fine he's just going to go over to him and touch him in his face]

I-i-if he was da-da-dangerous, could I do this?

GLaDOS.

[One word, this shit is like that. He knows about this shit but hey, hands throwing up in the air and he's going to leave.

Nope, he's going to go back to dealing with a pirate.]

Who?

[Well, his attention has been grabbed. WHAT. HE DIDN'T PLAY THAT GAME. for very long.

puzzle games are hard spine]

An AI bent on murder, has a thing for tests.

You're playin' with someone a bit more harmful towards electric things. Like you.

Have fun with that. [HE IS WAVING. BYE RABBIT

ENJOY THE ENERGY VAMPIRE.]

[waaaaaaaaiit.

Hold on.

He's tagging along because A: This smells funny now and

B: He's being ignored by Spine.

Sorry NOS, some things are more important]

Really?

Really.

[Still walking, still walking.

To where? Who knows, last time he was here he got tackled by a- nope not saying the name even in brackets.]

Go teach 'em about hockey or whatever, sure he'd love that. Then have a snack of you.

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still my favorite show

aww shit double creeper feature

IT'S A CREEP OFF

do the creep, ahh, do the creep, ahh

soundwave has a few millions years of creep behind him though

nos is merely a tiny creep baby

at least he's cute

Is that NOS-4-A2 THAT'S NOS-4-A2

so adorably and ineffectually angry

/pinches his tiny little cheeks

wow hey a lot of people recognize this asshole today

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SORRY FOR THE THREADJAcK SOMEONE CALLED ME feel free to ignore

NEVER

CAPTAIN JACK FUCKING SPARROW TOLD ON YOU RABBIT

THE JON IS MORE RESPONSIBLE GO HAUNT ANOTHER RABBIT

RABBIT IS WITH HER GIRLFRIEND, THANKS BUT NO THANKS

LUCKY

NOT A KITCHEN APPLIANCE

so lonely

4 eva alone and I'm still so sorry for threadjacking ohmygod