....Why.

[princess_molestia]

Oh, mundane! It has been far too long since I've been cooped up in that head of yours. I really needed to stretch my wings, you know. Also, I wonder what has my faithful student of mine been up to~? I need to... discuss some things with her.

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[harrisonfoal]

Ugh, I can't stand being cooped up, can't these muns understand how important it is for us to be free to fly?

[princess_molestia]

Oh, yes. I know how the wind beneath my, I mean, our wings feel.

[harrisonfoal]

Especially on a hot day right? when the heat coming off the ground just picks you up!

Why did I post this?

[tree_puncher]

Well at lest the Mundane is letting you talk now... That's something right?

[Why yes, this is a 1.7 meter tall block humanoid talking to you, what of it?]

Why indeed~

[princess_molestia]

[Why, nothing, except she's not interested in sprites.]

....Yes, yes she is.

I still ask myself, and so far I've not given an answer.

[tree_puncher]

Sometimes it's better to look at the bright side. Or at lest try to... Good luck with talking more or whatever it is you end up getting out of your Mun.

[That's quite alright, after all he's doesn't know a thing about what you'd want from him if you where interested.]

why not

[doublethefun]

...Sister?

[something's different. Is that a new dye job?]

Oh hai dear sister

[princess_molestia]

Oh, hello, Luna. It's nice to see you here~

[She smiles not-so-innocently at her.]

[doublethefun]

[she narrows her eyes at that expression, wondering if she should be expecting a prank of some sort]

It is nice to see you as well.

[yeah, no. She's on the alert. Trip wires, buckets of paint, water balloons. Anything is possible.]

[princess_molestia]

[There's nothing to fear, Luna~ It's just your big sister...]

How are you doing? Have you made any friends?

[doublethefun]

[there's an uncertain twitch of an ear when it becomes evident that nothing is going to jump out at her. She finally relaxes a little and then trots closer, reaching up for a ponyhug.]

I am well enough, given the situation at hoof. [a smile] And I believe I have made a few friends, yes.

The question is not why, but why not?...derp.

[mommy_twi]

Um...Princess? Twilight isn't in trouble is she?

XD

[princess_molestia]

Oh, of course not. I merely wanted to tell here about how mature she's gotten.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

....wait. How are you a Pegasus AND a Unicorn? Surely that breaks some sort of magical creature breed-standard rule.

[sapphisms]

[Raidy cannot pass the chance to help a lady in distress, even if they are a horse. A talking one. She looks up with happy, wide eyes, admiring you, trying to keep a cool composure as she stands.]

Oh, yes, a majestic being such as yourself shouldn't be cooped up too long! The whole world should see your beauty, milady!

Ooh, a Raidy~

[princess_molestia]

[She smiles at the strange pony.]

Why, thank you, dear. Such praise flatters me~

Hello ma'am~

[sapphisms]

Well, it's always such a shame when a lady is imprisoned. Tell me, what foul succubus or whatnot has you locked up? I'll smite them good! Such injustice cannot go unpunished!

[Trying to look as strong as she can, pointing to herself and grinning confidently.]

I can help with that, no need to thank me!

>:D

[princess_molestia]

What is your name, my dear?

/waggles eyebrows

[sapphisms]

[Sounding all too eager]

I'm Raidy, and am but a wandering swordswoman. What should I call the visage of beauty before me?

>8D

[princess_molestia]

You may call me Princess Celestia~

[sapphisms]

Ahh, to be graced with the presence of royalty! I am truly blessed! Perhaps this is a mission from the gods themselves. However may I serve you, milady?

[princess_molestia]

To serve me, you say~?

[A lecherous smirk comes onto her face.]

[sapphisms]

Well, yes, how else can I honor a princess of your standing and aide you? I am yours to command; by my blade you will be free! Your oppressor will know sweet, sweaty justice before you know it!

[princess_molestia]

My, you're so passionate~!

[Is she invading your personal space? Maybe. Maybe not.]

[sapphisms]

[Have a pat on the nose, watching you curiously]

But of course; rescuing women and dispensing justice are what I live for! Who else is going to do it if my blade and I aren't around, milady?