Canon is Rookie Blue. Finale spoilers.

[nolongerarookie]

No. It's not allowed to be my baby.

For one, a baby is a stupid idea whoever's it is. For two, canonly it's clearly not mine it's obviously going to be Marlo's just to make my life hell so if you change that, who knows how badly you'll screw up next season.

For three, nobody would want me to be pregnant. Sam and I just got back together and he just gave me a key to his place; we don't need to be having a baby. And Damien would probably freak out and leave me, never mind that I think you kind of need to ask his mun before you make him the father of any unborn kids.

So no. Being nearly blown up was bad enough. You're not allowed to make me pregnant too.

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[t_english]

[Terry just sits and stares...somewhere between confused and stunned.]

[nolongerarookie]

You look like I feel, Terry.

[t_english]

Sorry?

[nolongerarookie]

What's wrong with you? Unless your mun is saying you were around when I got almost crisped too.

[t_english]

I was just saying sorry you're going through all this.

And my mun is pretty oblivious to what's going on with you. Not for lack of trying, I'll give said mun that much. Life apparently isn't conducive for full episode watching but limited to looking up clips on YouTube.

You'd think with the season over for my canon, there would be more time to watch yours. [Terry rolls his eyes.] Apparently I talk too much for any kind of hiatus post so I'm lucky you're still talking to me.


...So there's no chance you're actually, you know? [Pregnant or burned.]

[nolongerarookie]

No. Just almost burned and waiting to probably find out that the baby belongs to my canon boyfriend's ex-girlfriend.

Don't worry, I wouldn't let my mun push a baby on you either.

I actually was worried you'd lose interest in me once Hildy popped up.

[t_english]

[Looks relieved at the pregnancy bit but then smirks and chuckles nervously at mention of Hildy.]

What? No. Hildy hasn't popped up in Toronto. [Makes side eyes at Mun.]

Or would be any reason to stop talking to you. Or lose interest---So you're burned?

[insert OBVIOUS change of subject because Terry will not admit anything about Hildy as anything but friend and partner. And maybe mun likes Andy too much to allow him to do anything stupid like drop her]

[nolongerarookie]

Burned, scraped, covered in all sorts of who knows what. You probably don't want to touch me until I've had a shower. Maybe two showers.

[Andy caught that change of subject there but she's not going to call you on it because it's been a LONG day.]

Part of me would like it if you came over again and the other says you'd just be spending it watching me try to wash all this crap out of my hair.

[t_english]

I can help you wash it out. Four eyes are better than two! [winks]

[nolongerarookie]

[Thanks for the much needed laugh, Terry.]

You can if you want? I mean obviously you would have noticed when half the building blew up. So it'd be easy to play something like that out.

[t_english]

[He tries...her patience a lot, but also to make her laugh when he can.]

If you want me to come over, just gotta say the word, Babe. [He's smiling. Andy probably knows his 'I don't really know what you're talking about' face by now as he drops his gaze for a second before something hits him.] You mean have us live through some explosion? [His face is scrunched up with a mix of question and dislike.] Hold that thought. I'm coming over. Talk to you then.

[nolongerarookie]

I'll leave the door open for you, Terry. And I promise I won't let my mun make things too angsty for you.

but what if the mun likes angsty?!?!!? xD

[t_english]

Be there in twenty.

lol as long as it's not his random baby

[nolongerarookie]

[Did you want to set up another post or should I set one up or...]

yeahhh probably not a baby, lol...But a little heated argument and/or jealousy type angst is a-ok!

[t_english]

[Go ahead! :) ...Especially since I have no idea what poor Andy has/is going through.]

lol but admit it they'd make hot babies

[nolongerarookie]

Here you go. I left it vague so Terry can have all the angst he wants.]

They WOULD! ...eventually xD

[t_english]

[lol, Should I be worried? *runs to check*]

[fuck_me]

Say what now?

[nolongerarookie]

Hi. I almost got killed in a bomb explosion and someone is pregnant. It's not me though because the mun is convinced you would dump me if it was your baby.

[fuck_me]

She doesn't think too highly of me does she? I am older and somewhat wiser now.

[nolongerarookie]

To be fair I'm a lot younger than you and we've only been together a couple of months. [Teasing.] Although we probably have enough sex for it to be yours.

[fuck_me]

Damn right we do.

[nolongerarookie]

I was enjoying that thread, too, dammit!

So does your mun want to play with the angst of you finding out I've been in a huge explosion or should we just ignore it?

[fuck_me]

We can play with it. You'll see big bad protective me.

[nolongerarookie]

You want to use the post my mun sent you? I'm all gross though.

[fuck_me]

I'm good with anything Babe.

[nolongerarookie]

Well that post is right after the explosion. If you want to be there in the middle of it. Or if you want something private so we can be alone I get that too. Right now I'm kind of dirty and surrounded by paramedics.

[fuck_me]

Maybe private because I'd end up pushing paramedics out of my way to get to you.

[nolongerarookie]

Your mun want to come up with something? Because mine wouldn't want to assume any details on any rampage you might have gone on.

[fuck_me]

You got it.