can't believe this username wasn't taken tbh

[spearcarrier]

Hello! I'm glad you decided to try playing me. My voice can be a little tricky, I agree, but don't get discouraged. Just think about how I'm different from your other characters, no matter how nice and... Canadian (is that what you called it?) I may seem. There are as many ways for a person to be kind as there are for them to be cruel, after all.

...Is there anything else for me to say here? Sorry, I'm not entirely sure how all of this works yet. But I think that's everything important.

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[scraggly]

[ He suspects that she might have added that "including you" bit just to make him feel good, but... well, it does make him feel good, so kudos - he even smiles a bit, at that. ]

Then maybe they all just have red hair and green eyes, I dunno - whatever it means, I'm sure you're the best Canadian there is.

[spearcarrier]

[victory! that's what she does, it's a thing. but she'd also have felt bad leaving it out, because then he might've felt bad and this sentence is getting away from her let's stop that now.]

Well, thank you. [complement taken.] Although I'm fairly sure that if another Canadian shows up, they might argue about that.

[scraggly]

[ He lets out a "pfffffff", waving a hand dismissively. ]

They can argue all they want! Doesn't make them right.

[spearcarrier]

[ : ) ] Well, perhaps a tie would be acceptable.

[scraggly]

[ be she ever so humble, there's no canadian like pyrrha ]

Nope - we're going for the gold, Pyrrha! Top of the mountain, king of the hill!

[ A beat. ]

I-I meant queen. Queen of the hill.

[spearcarrier]

[hehe] It's fine, Jaune, I knew what you meant. And I suppose we've got a lot of climbing to do, either way.

[scraggly]

[ Some have more climbing to do than others... ]

Heh, yeah, I guess so... but I'm sure we can do it!

... we can do it, right?

[spearcarrier]

I don't see a reason why we can't.

[scraggly]

Awesome! Let's be the best Canadians we can be, and figure out what the heck that actually means later!

[spearcarrier]

We can do some additional research when we don't have as many classes to worry about, I think.

[scraggly]

Oh... oh, yeah, that... that sounds great. Research.

[ the limpest fist-pump ever ]

Yaaaaaaaaaay.

[spearcarrier]

It's not all bad, Jaune.

[scraggly]

I know, I know, it's just... if I'm gonna read, I'd like to read something exciting, right?

... Speaking of which, do you still have my comic book?

[spearcarrier]

It's possible that there are exciting Canadian things that we aren't aware of yet

--Oh! Yes, sorry. You can grab it from my shelf next time you're around. That is, unless Nora's gotten to it first.

[scraggly]

Maybe if we keep using the word "Canadian" all the time someone will just... tell us what it means.

Oh, man, I hope not - she always bends the pages when she reads, they get all creased up!

[spearcarrier]

It would probably be much faster...

I think you've still got time, though.

[scraggly]

Oh! Maybe we'll even get a real Canadian to tell us firsthand!

[ how exotic!! ]

Oh, how'd you like it, by the way? I hadn't figured you for the comic-book reading type.

[spearcarrier]

Oh, that would be very helpful! Perhaps some are listening in right now, waiting for the right opportunity to say hello...

W-well, I learned some interesting strategies from it, and I don't think I've seen quite so many capes before...

[Read: the battle scenes were awesome]

[scraggly]

Maybe you're right! I hope they aren't shy, or anything... I'm sure one'll come along any second!

[ hopefully it's a really nice canadian, because what other kind of canadian is there-- oh. ]

Aren't the costumes the coolest?! I was thinking, maybe we could all get matching uniforms as a team! We'd have masks and everything, what do you think?

[spearcarrier]

We just need to be patient, and I'm sure everything will work out.

[whatever, he's clearly just the canadian equivalent of spiders georg.]

Maybe we can find a special way to make masks. Would we have capes, too?

[scraggly]

Right... patient. That's easy. [ no it's not waiting is the worst part. ]

You know, I was thinking maybe not capes... after Ruby's got pinned down by the Nevermore's feather it kinda seems like more of a hassle than it's worth. Style isn't worth dying for.

[spearcarrier]

That's true... And it might get tangled up with my spear too easily.

[scraggly]

Yeah... it's one of those things that works in comics, but not real life.

[ their real life is pretty unrealistic as it is though-- ]

It's alright though! Tons of superheroes don't have capes, and they look awesome!

[spearcarrier]

[they have swords that are also guns. like lbr.]

What else would we need besides the matching costumes? We can't use our school uniforms for that, because everyone else wears them, too.

[scraggly]

[ sun has a staff that's also a gun that's also nunchakus like how does that even ]

Maybe colored body suits? You know, like the Fighty Forceful Power Players? We'd look like a team, but also be able to tell each other apart easily! If we're in a fight we have to be able to know who's who fast.

[ He's put some real thought into this, apparently. ]