can't believe this username wasn't taken tbh

[spearcarrier]

Hello! I'm glad you decided to try playing me. My voice can be a little tricky, I agree, but don't get discouraged. Just think about how I'm different from your other characters, no matter how nice and... Canadian (is that what you called it?) I may seem. There are as many ways for a person to be kind as there are for them to be cruel, after all.

...Is there anything else for me to say here? Sorry, I'm not entirely sure how all of this works yet. But I think that's everything important.

Comments

[spearcarrier]

[snrk] You've been hanging out with Yang again, haven't you?

But I don't really think so, either. It sounds might be a country, only I've never heard of it before, so I'm not sure why she seems to think I might be from there...

[launcher]

This is a competition I cannot lose, Pyrrha.

Huh. Well, we can just find one and ask them, right? Maybe look for people who are like you and challenge them for the Canadian Title.

[spearcarrier]

I haven't seen any of them so far. Maybe they're hiding?

[launcher]

Would they be? ...Are they onto us?

Quick, ask your mun what the Canadian signals are!

[she is on the hunt.]

[spearcarrier]

She just giggled and said something about maple syrup. I... don't think she's telling the truth.

1/2

[launcher]

Maple syrup?

How do I become Canadian?

[launcher]

Well, it's fine! We'll just pull aside any well-mannered, pretty warrior women we see and ask if they're Canadian. It's a start.

[spearcarrier]

I...I think you would have to move there, or else act like me enough. I'm not sure how that would work...

[launcher]

Oh. Yeah. I don't think I could pull you off. Maybe Jaune could.

[thinks about it.]

Maybe not.

[spearcarrier]

I think he's a little too... excitable to keep it up for long.

[launcher]

JNPR needs to do some group acting classes, duh.

Sneak into the Canadian brotherhood. Find out their secrets. And their maple syrup.

[because nora is the epitome of espionage.]

[spearcarrier]

If anyone's going to sneak in, it should probably be me. I won't have to do as much acting.

[Metal Gear Nora is clearly the best game of last gen what are you talkin about]

[launcher]

Oh. Right. But can you carry all of the syrup out alone?

[wait did she forget to mention theft]

We're taking all of the syrup.

[cool]

[spearcarrier]

I'm not sure stealing from them is a very good move...

[launcher]

Huh? Why not?

[spearcarrier]

Well, they'd probably be really upset, and it'd be harder to sneak into more meetings if they're on the look out for us.

[launcher]

[slowly putting her head down in defeat]

Those darn monopolizing Canadians.

... One bottle at a time?

[spearcarrier]

That might be easier to manage, yes.

[launcher]

[she hates planning but sometimes you have to compromise

for the goods]

It's up to you! [she looks so bummed...]

[spearcarrier]

Hmm... It's also possible that I could act as a decoy while you sneak around the back to get at the syrup...

[launcher]

[LARGE

GASP]

Pyrrha, you're better than any Canadian!

[spearcarrier]

--Ah, um, thank you. I'm not sure if aiding an attempt to break the law helps my case, though.

[launcher]

[sorry but after that last lapse of judgement she will never listen to reason again]

Don't worry, if I'm caught I'll just knock'm silly! We'll be like the wind.

Or the ninjas in Blake's books.

[spearcarrier]

...You didn't take those from her, did you?

[launcher]

[wagging her finger] I don't make a habit of taking things.

But I totally borrowed one.