The Sleeper Awakens

[all_for_me]

What? Do not say that you think it is my fault that you've been avoiding your responsibilities in writing my memoirs and attending to my affairs?

I think not.

If you could not hear me, you should have endeavored to listen better. I trust I am clear on this issue? Bien.

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Re: Oh please! Come on in, the water is fine!

[all_for_me]

Oui. Indeed, Monsieur le Duc. [ He bows and doffs his hat, as is only polite in such company]

For all the time spent that my writer has spoken of my former exploits and complained about our lack of communication as of late, I have seen no effort to do something about the situation.