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[ballsoffire]

Here's an idea: Don't let me spear-head the decision making again. I'm not in any hurry to die, and the last thing I need is both a god and an all powerful sorceress trying to set me on fire.

It's bad enough I've pissed off Doctor Strange.

... Again.

Comments

[deadliestwoman]

Sounds like you're a popular guy.

[ballsoffire]

Unfortunately. I'm dying for an evening alone in my living room.

[deadliestwoman]

Alone? That doesn't sound very exciting.

[ballsoffire]

I'm not really an exciting person.

[deadliestwoman]

If you say so. I seriously doubt that.

[ballsoffire]

Well... Normally. I'm not willingly an exciting person.

[deadliestwoman]

Bet I could probably...interest you in being an interesting person.

[ballsoffire]

I'd really rather not. I'd really like to be a boring normal guy with a nice bike.

[deadliestwoman]

Sounds like you won't be if you have several people trying to kill you.

[controledfreak]

You've been quite busy. In all the wrong ways.

((Hello again. :3))

[ballsoffire]

You know, when I said goodbye the first time, I was kind of expecting that to be the end of it.

[controledfreak]

Is that so? Why?

[She's not hurt. She's used to being unwelcome, but she very seldom gets the chance to ask for the reason.]

[ballsoffire]

Because you laughed in my face when I told you I was going to hell? And was miserable and alone?

Get the Hell out of my face.

[controledfreak]

Ah.

You thought I was delighting in your misfortune.

[ballsoffire]

No.

Goodbye.

[controledfreak]

[She's not leaving you alone this time. In fact, there's more urgency as she steps up in front of Johnny, her hands wide to prevent him from moving past.]

I was laughing because we share in our hatred of Fate. It was nice for me to see somebody that is steeped in a situation that is out of your control. If that makes you uncomfortable. If that is enough to make you wish to be rid of my presence than I will not follow you again.

[And her hands are dropped, but her eyes are set on Johnny's.]

[ballsoffire]

Yeah. Great.

Goodbye.

[lacked_exercise]

Mr. Toothbrush! S-someone's trying to set you on fire? What?

oops my marvel boner slipped out

[ballsoffire]

Oh hey kid.

Uh... I'm not good at making friends.

[lacked_exercise]

Please be more careful in the future. You're not very suitable to being bald. Not that anyone is.

[ballsoffire]

Yeah I'm pretty sure I can avoid that. Don't worry about me.

[lacked_exercise]

I won't be able to avoid thinking about it when I brush my teeth tonight, though.

How can you be so sure?!

[ballsoffire]

... You're really broken up about this aren't you?

[lacked_exercise]

All the people I've spoken with so far seem to lead very unusual lives. And by that I mean crazy.

[ballsoffire]

Well at least you get to say you have some of the coolest friends, right?