Sparkly new ohmygodshetalksfast muse.

[loyaltytolove]

You call yourself Mundane? How mysteriously mysterious and cool!

HOWEVER. Your efforts of impressing me are, as you know, futile as my one and only interest, NAY! My one and only object of pure, obsession affection is Lord Il Palazzo~! With his unwavering devotion to making what is not pure, clean, sparkly, and easy on the nose, pure clean, sparkly and oh-so-smelly-good!

That is all.

No wait--

Okay. Fin...ished.

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[doublethefun]

[have a bemused blue pony]

What in Equestria art thou saying?

[loyaltytolove]

Holy freakin' crap, is that horse talking? Kyaaaaaah~

[Thinking out loud much?]

Excel finds it funny that you are talking at all oh majestic blue horsie thing!

[doublethefun]

[taking a step back. Hell, make that several steps.]

My name is Luna, if thou dost not mind. ['majestic' is acceptable, but 'horsie thing?' Less so.]

...Art thou speaking in third-pony? [third-person. Hah. Get it?]

[loyaltytolove]

I'm gonna have to get used to this talking horse thing...

For a strange talking horsie you sure are picky. Never the matter! Luna it is!

Excel is the name. Serving the great Lord Ilpalazzo is my game. What a lovely, incredible, magnificent game of truth, dare, and occasionally death it is.

[Excuse her while she stares off dreamily.]

[doublethefun]

Ah. Thou art a lackey, then. [a remarkably loud one, but it would be hypocritical of her to remark on that.]

Who is this Il Palazzo?

[loyaltytolove]

Only the greatest, most admirably arrogant man alive! Excel's one and only love and leader of ACROSS~ With his wonderful ideals to one day save the World from its corruption! And conquer it of course!

[Honest Excel is too honest.]

Kyaaaaaah! Oops... Forget you heard that~