Sparkly new ohmygodshetalksfast muse.

[loyaltytolove]

You call yourself Mundane? How mysteriously mysterious and cool!

HOWEVER. Your efforts of impressing me are, as you know, futile as my one and only interest, NAY! My one and only object of pure, obsession affection is Lord Il Palazzo~! With his unwavering devotion to making what is not pure, clean, sparkly, and easy on the nose, pure clean, sparkly and oh-so-smelly-good!

That is all.

No wait--

Okay. Fin...ished.

Comments

[doublethefun]

[have a bemused blue pony]

What in Equestria art thou saying?

[loyaltytolove]

Holy freakin' crap, is that horse talking? Kyaaaaaah~

[Thinking out loud much?]

Excel finds it funny that you are talking at all oh majestic blue horsie thing!

[doublethefun]

[taking a step back. Hell, make that several steps.]

My name is Luna, if thou dost not mind. ['majestic' is acceptable, but 'horsie thing?' Less so.]

...Art thou speaking in third-pony? [third-person. Hah. Get it?]

[loyaltytolove]

I'm gonna have to get used to this talking horse thing...

For a strange talking horsie you sure are picky. Never the matter! Luna it is!

Excel is the name. Serving the great Lord Ilpalazzo is my game. What a lovely, incredible, magnificent game of truth, dare, and occasionally death it is.

[Excuse her while she stares off dreamily.]

[doublethefun]

Ah. Thou art a lackey, then. [a remarkably loud one, but it would be hypocritical of her to remark on that.]

Who is this Il Palazzo?

[loyaltytolove]

Only the greatest, most admirably arrogant man alive! Excel's one and only love and leader of ACROSS~ With his wonderful ideals to one day save the World from its corruption! And conquer it of course!

[Honest Excel is too honest.]

Kyaaaaaah! Oops... Forget you heard that~

I have no good muses to reply to this, but I needed to say <3 <3 <3 EXCEL!

[lobotoknight]

Well... guess with someone like you around, I really never would need to talk again.

EEEE <3 XD It's okay. Should prove interesting anyway.

[loyaltytolove]

Haaah? Why would you want to stop talking, crazy person? Speaking is a great way to express yourself, make friends, and waste time!

Even if I do suck at all but the last one. OH GOD WILL EXCEL EVER STOP?! WHY DOES NO ONE EVER LISTEN TO EXCEL?!

[Oh crap, you broke her.]

:)

[lobotoknight]

Hard to explain, but... [points to scar on throat] I lost my voice. I don't like using this one. [sounds like she has a perfectly normal voice though...]

And, uh, you haven't been downing Mentats by the crate-load, have you?

[loyaltytolove]

Waaah~ Why don't you like using that voice? Huh, huh?

Excel sometimes wishes her voice wasn't so piercingly shrill and loud! Perhaps if Excel's voice was more sexy, Lord Il Palazzo would like listening to her talk more and he will fall madly, deeply, passionately, and eternally in love with her!

Yes! Excel wants a new voice too!

[lobotoknight]

Because it's not mine.

Hm. I don't think a voice alone can make someone fall in love with you. But who's Lord Il Palazzo? [understanding she might regret asking that...]

[handgirlfriend]

More like incredibly annoying and cruel.

[loyaltytolove]

Excel would like to know how such a corrupt being would define annoying and cruel.

You poor soul.

[handgirlfriend]

Annoying, as in you can't stand them! Cruel, as in they do something without your permission constantly!

And who the hell are you calling a poor soul?!

[loyaltytolove]

They're allowed to do things without your consent?! Leave it to the ignorant masses to forcefully force you to do something you don't really want to do! Excel needs an adult! EXCEL FEELS VIOLATED!

Hah? Is your soul not lacking funds? Does your soul not need a hug and/or saving? You must be quite conflicted.

You poor, poor soul.

[princess_molestia]

Oh, my! Such energy from one so young!

[Licks her lips.]

[loyaltytolove]

GAAAH, ANOTHER TALKING HORSIE THING.

Young?

Are young people not supposed to be energetic? Enthusiastic? Passionate? This world is truly corrupt!

[princess_molestia]

Corrupt? Why, whatever do you mean~?

[loyaltytolove]

How can the ignorant masses truly be aware of such corruption!? Silly Excel for expecting ignorant, brain-washed people to not be ignorant and brain-washed.

Lord Il Palazzo and the members of Across will save, educate, and purge your poor soul!

[Peeet. There, there.]