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dropped one game where he was human, moving to another one.
SO HERE WE ARE AGAIN.
I'M NOT FUCKING SURPRISED. NOT IN YOU. NOT AFTER WHAT YOU PUT ME THROUGH.
SO ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU THAT YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE GRASPED SO FAR.
YOU ARE AN IDIOT. YOU DON'T QUITE GRASP THIS CONCEPT AND SOMEHOW YOUR MASOCHISTIC ASS COMES TO ME ALL THE TIME TO BE REMINDED OF THIS FACE.
YOU. ARE. AN. IDIOT. END OF STORY.
SO WHERE DO I BEGIN WITH YOU? DO I BEGIN WITH YOUR OBSESSION WITH ME? OR DO I BEGIN WITH YOUR OBSESSION TO SEE ME ANNOYED OR IN HORRIBLE SITUATIONS.
OR WHAT ABOUT YOUR OBSESSION WITH SEEING ME CRY?
I TAKE IT BACK. YOU'RE A SADIST. A SARCASTIC, AND GIGGLING EXCUSE FOR A SADIST.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU REMIND ME OF?
TEREZI IF SHE WAS STUPID.
YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S A COMPLIMENT. EMBRACE IT, BECAUSE THAT'S THE NICEST THING YOU'RE EVER GOING TO GET OUT OF ME.
SO LET ME EXPLAIN.
YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH SENDING ME TO GAMES WHERE I'M BEING TURNED HUMAN. I GOT THAT. THE ONLY PLUS TO THAT IS GOING TO BE THAT OF MY SUPER-SECRET-BLOOD NOT BEING SUCH A SUPER-SECRET ANYMORE. OH JOY. I'M JUST OVERWHELMED WITH HAPPINESS OVER NOT BEING A FREAK. OR RATHER, BEING ONE FREAK OUT OF MANY.
YOU'RE ALSO OBSESSED WITH SENDING ME TO PLACES WHERE I CANNOT POSSIBLY FIND ANY SORT OF ENJOYMENT OUT OF MY BEING THERE. YEAH, I GET IT. THIS IS HOW MOST CHARACTERS REACT TO BEING SENT TO ONE OF THESE SADISM DEATH TRAPS YOU PEOPLE LIKE TO CALL GAMES.
NOT ONLY THAT, YOU ALSO SEEM TRANSFIXED ON THE IDEA OF ME NOT MAKING FRIENDS WITH ANYONE ALIVE. GOOD ON YOU. NOT LIKE I WANTED TO GET ABSORBED INTO THAT FUCKING DISEASE AGAIN ANYWAYS.
BUT THAT WASN'T A COMPLIMENT.
BUT THIS IS WHAT YOU DID. I COULD HAVE STOOD TO DEAL WITH THAT OTHER GAME. GAMZEE, TEREZI, TAVROS AND CAPTOR WERE THERE SO I GUESS THAT WAS MANAGEABLE.
AND YEAH, I GOT TO STAY WITH THEM AND MAKE SURE THAT GAMZEE WASN'T GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMETHING.
IT WAS TOLERABLE. I COULD HAVE DEALT WITH THAT PLACE AND GOING INTO TVS OR OTHER LAME SHIT LIKE THAT. I COULD HAVE MANAGED THAT. I COULD HAVE MANAGED BEING ME ONLY INSIDE OF A FUCKING TELEVISION. I COULD HAVE STOOD TO FUCKING STAND GOING TO THAT FUCKING SCHOOL AND HAVING TO DEAL WITH BEING HUMAN ALMOST ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
I CAME TO ACCEPT MY FATE AT BEING STUCK AT THAT SHIT HOLE.
BUT NO. YOU HAD TO DRAG ME OUT JUST AS I GOT COMFORTABLE.
AND NOW THIS?
YOU'RE SENDING ME TO A GAME WHERE I'M MEANT TO BE AN ASSASSIN?
NOW WHAT I THINK THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY BADASS, LET'S CONSIDER SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO.
A. YOU HAVE TURNED ME HUMAN. AGAIN.
B. I AM GOING THERE ALONE. I DON'T KNOW ANYONE THERE.
C. THERE IS A SCHOOL. SO FUCKING HELP YOU IF YOU FORCE ME TO GO THERE. I SWEAR I WILL FUCKING CULL YOU ON THE SPOT.
D. I AM SIX. YOU ARE SENDING A SIX SWEEP OLD TO FIGHT AGAINST OTHER TRAINED KILLERS. YEAH THAT'S A GENIUS MOVE. I'M A BLOODTHIRSTY ANIMAL BUT YOU'RE PUTTING ME UP AGAINST GROWN HUMANS WHO COULD PROBABLY KILL ME WITH THEIR FUCKING NOSE IF THEY WANTED TO.
E. YOU ARE TURNING ME HUMAN AGAIN! WHAT PART OF "THIS IS STUPID" DON'T YOU GET! I CAN'T STAND DAYLIGHT. I CAN'T SLEEP IN BEDS. I CAN'T EAT HUMAN FOOD. AND I BLEED EASILY.
I TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE. YOU ARE A SADIST. I'M NOT EVEN GIVING YOU THE LUXURY OF A TL;DR COMMENT TO SUMMARIZE ALL OF THIS EITHER. I'M LEGITIMATELY JUST GOING TO SIT HERE AND FUME AT YOU.
AND AT THIS POINT, JUST HOPE THAT YOU GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER AND STOP TORMENTING ME.
I'M NOT FUCKING SURPRISED. NOT IN YOU. NOT AFTER WHAT YOU PUT ME THROUGH.
SO ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU THAT YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE GRASPED SO FAR.
YOU ARE AN IDIOT. YOU DON'T QUITE GRASP THIS CONCEPT AND SOMEHOW YOUR MASOCHISTIC ASS COMES TO ME ALL THE TIME TO BE REMINDED OF THIS FACE.
YOU. ARE. AN. IDIOT. END OF STORY.
SO WHERE DO I BEGIN WITH YOU? DO I BEGIN WITH YOUR OBSESSION WITH ME? OR DO I BEGIN WITH YOUR OBSESSION TO SEE ME ANNOYED OR IN HORRIBLE SITUATIONS.
OR WHAT ABOUT YOUR OBSESSION WITH SEEING ME CRY?
I TAKE IT BACK. YOU'RE A SADIST. A SARCASTIC, AND GIGGLING EXCUSE FOR A SADIST.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU REMIND ME OF?
TEREZI IF SHE WAS STUPID.
YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S A COMPLIMENT. EMBRACE IT, BECAUSE THAT'S THE NICEST THING YOU'RE EVER GOING TO GET OUT OF ME.
SO LET ME EXPLAIN.
YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH SENDING ME TO GAMES WHERE I'M BEING TURNED HUMAN. I GOT THAT. THE ONLY PLUS TO THAT IS GOING TO BE THAT OF MY SUPER-SECRET-BLOOD NOT BEING SUCH A SUPER-SECRET ANYMORE. OH JOY. I'M JUST OVERWHELMED WITH HAPPINESS OVER NOT BEING A FREAK. OR RATHER, BEING ONE FREAK OUT OF MANY.
YOU'RE ALSO OBSESSED WITH SENDING ME TO PLACES WHERE I CANNOT POSSIBLY FIND ANY SORT OF ENJOYMENT OUT OF MY BEING THERE. YEAH, I GET IT. THIS IS HOW MOST CHARACTERS REACT TO BEING SENT TO ONE OF THESE SADISM DEATH TRAPS YOU PEOPLE LIKE TO CALL GAMES.
NOT ONLY THAT, YOU ALSO SEEM TRANSFIXED ON THE IDEA OF ME NOT MAKING FRIENDS WITH ANYONE ALIVE. GOOD ON YOU. NOT LIKE I WANTED TO GET ABSORBED INTO THAT FUCKING DISEASE AGAIN ANYWAYS.
BUT THAT WASN'T A COMPLIMENT.
BUT THIS IS WHAT YOU DID. I COULD HAVE STOOD TO DEAL WITH THAT OTHER GAME. GAMZEE, TEREZI, TAVROS AND CAPTOR WERE THERE SO I GUESS THAT WAS MANAGEABLE.
AND YEAH, I GOT TO STAY WITH THEM AND MAKE SURE THAT GAMZEE WASN'T GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMETHING.
IT WAS TOLERABLE. I COULD HAVE DEALT WITH THAT PLACE AND GOING INTO TVS OR OTHER LAME SHIT LIKE THAT. I COULD HAVE MANAGED THAT. I COULD HAVE MANAGED BEING ME ONLY INSIDE OF A FUCKING TELEVISION. I COULD HAVE STOOD TO FUCKING STAND GOING TO THAT FUCKING SCHOOL AND HAVING TO DEAL WITH BEING HUMAN ALMOST ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
I CAME TO ACCEPT MY FATE AT BEING STUCK AT THAT SHIT HOLE.
BUT NO. YOU HAD TO DRAG ME OUT JUST AS I GOT COMFORTABLE.
AND NOW THIS?
YOU'RE SENDING ME TO A GAME WHERE I'M MEANT TO BE AN ASSASSIN?
NOW WHAT I THINK THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY BADASS, LET'S CONSIDER SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO.
A. YOU HAVE TURNED ME HUMAN. AGAIN.
B. I AM GOING THERE ALONE. I DON'T KNOW ANYONE THERE.
C. THERE IS A SCHOOL. SO FUCKING HELP YOU IF YOU FORCE ME TO GO THERE. I SWEAR I WILL FUCKING CULL YOU ON THE SPOT.
D. I AM SIX. YOU ARE SENDING A SIX SWEEP OLD TO FIGHT AGAINST OTHER TRAINED KILLERS. YEAH THAT'S A GENIUS MOVE. I'M A BLOODTHIRSTY ANIMAL BUT YOU'RE PUTTING ME UP AGAINST GROWN HUMANS WHO COULD PROBABLY KILL ME WITH THEIR FUCKING NOSE IF THEY WANTED TO.
E. YOU ARE TURNING ME HUMAN AGAIN! WHAT PART OF "THIS IS STUPID" DON'T YOU GET! I CAN'T STAND DAYLIGHT. I CAN'T SLEEP IN BEDS. I CAN'T EAT HUMAN FOOD. AND I BLEED EASILY.
I TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE. YOU ARE A SADIST. I'M NOT EVEN GIVING YOU THE LUXURY OF A TL;DR COMMENT TO SUMMARIZE ALL OF THIS EITHER. I'M LEGITIMATELY JUST GOING TO SIT HERE AND FUME AT YOU.
AND AT THIS POINT, JUST HOPE THAT YOU GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER AND STOP TORMENTING ME.
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YEAH. TOTALLY GOING TO BLEND IN AND BE COOL THERE.
COME ON, BE SERIOUS. NOTHING GOOD IS GOING TO COME FROM THIS.
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I Was Under The Impression Humanization Was Uncommon In Games Nowadays
And Havent Ever Encountered It Myself
Im Really Sorry To Hear Its Happened To You So Frequently
But On The Bright Side
Not Only Are You Going To Remain A Troll In The Game Where Youre Joining Me
Youll Also Have The Privilege Of Explaining Our Glorious Romantic System
(And Im Not Going To Awkwardly Hesitate Here Before Saying)
To My Ashen Girlfriend
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so, an assassin, huh? that sounds pretty violent! but i am pretty sure the only school assassins go to is assassin school.
also, "assassin" sure has ass in it twice, how did i never notice that before! hehehe, karkat, are you going to be twice as big of an ass now?