Canon is Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye

[onlytwoexpressions]

I see. So, after being out of the loop for about a megacycle, you've decided to try your hand at this activity again? Well, I don't see the appeal in it. I've already generated an extensive list of other things you could be doing. And don't think the excuse you gave me is going to work. I'm pretty sure the word you used doesn't even exist.

But if you're insistent on this path, then I suppose you could have chosen a worse 'bot. But I'll have you know I'm not going to be lenient. We're going to ease back into this. We'll cover all of the basics and I expect you to relearn every rule to the point where you can recite it while recharging.

If you're going to get back into the swing of things, you could at least stand to do it properly.

Comments

[subarashi]

Someone returning to the fold? WONDERFUL!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! To a reborn DESIRE!

[Suddenly, a box is being placed into the giant-ass robot's hands. Inside that box? Cake. Happy Birthday indeed.]

[onlytwoexpressions]

What is this?

What are you giving to me?

[COMPLETELY UNAMUSED. He's not sure what to make of the box but he's not opening it.]

[subarashi]

It is your BIRTHDAY! Something to be celebrated! It's WONDERFUL, isn't it?

[hotrodflames]

[Oh my Primus.]

Magnus. I don't think you can be an enforcer to your own mun.

It's kind of the other way around, ya know? They control your fate and all.

[onlytwoexpressions]

Nonsense.

More importantly, what are you doing here, Rodimus? Don't you have duties to attend to?

[hotrodflames]

Hey.

I should be asking you that.

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

"Fun", Magnus. I'm fairly certain the word your mun used is "fun".

[onlytwoexpressions]

I keep telling you that's not a real word. I would have heard of it.

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

It sounds like you've conditioned yourself to block out certain words. I mean, I can get a dictionary, I can prove it's real.

[fukkinawesome]

Which word was it? Stupendiballs? Amazigrand? Ultrasweet?

[1/3]

[onlytwoexpressions]

It was 'ffffffffff'

[onlytwoexpressions]

'FFFFFFFF'

[DONE]

[onlytwoexpressions]

I can't say it, my face refuses to actually form the sounds.

deadpool comes with his own complimentary 'i am so, so sorry'

[fukkinawesome]

Let's see.... big serious faced guy who looks like he lost something uncomfortable deep inside his ass years ago...

Funny? Fantastic? Foreplay? Flighty? Fat. Foreskin. Fuck. Is it fuck? It's not fuck is it. Fuck.

Fins. Finale. Fap. Fingers. Foregone. Forego. Foresee? Future? Fun? Free. Free Willy. If it's Free Willy, I feel you, bro. Foreclosure?

[arnhaid]

Magnus, hey.

Go a little easy on your mun, yeah? It ain't easy gettin' back into scrap.

[onlytwoexpressions]

Yes, I agree Ironhide. But a rigorous review of the basics is the best way to get his mind up to snuff.

[arnhaid]

Or make 'em annoyed enough to drop you in one of those ... uh.

Intimate games.

[gditsideswipe]

Like you've got any right to complain. You're not even shoved into a game yet or anything, geez.

[onlytwoexpressions]

A game...?

I was led to believe this is a type of training exercise. What do you know, Sunstreaker?

[gditsideswipe]

I know they like to kick us into places to either make fun of us, or torment us.

Either way, we lose.

[hawkethat]

I'm pretty sure he's already got "have fun and don't be an asshole" down already.

Unless there are other basics and rules to this delightful hobby that have been withheld from me by my own mun?

If so, she should be ashamed.

[onlytwoexpressions]

I could try a routine interrogation.

[hawkethat]

For her or for him?

[stabbywheelfeet]

Well, well, well.

Looks like Nautilus is going to have a Grade-A stake in the mud rolling around.

I can't wait.

[onlytwoexpressions]

I assume you're referring to the 'game' that I currently have a place reserved in?