Canon is Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye

[onlytwoexpressions]

I see. So, after being out of the loop for about a megacycle, you've decided to try your hand at this activity again? Well, I don't see the appeal in it. I've already generated an extensive list of other things you could be doing. And don't think the excuse you gave me is going to work. I'm pretty sure the word you used doesn't even exist.

But if you're insistent on this path, then I suppose you could have chosen a worse 'bot. But I'll have you know I'm not going to be lenient. We're going to ease back into this. We'll cover all of the basics and I expect you to relearn every rule to the point where you can recite it while recharging.

If you're going to get back into the swing of things, you could at least stand to do it properly.

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[subarashi]

Someone returning to the fold? WONDERFUL!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! To a reborn DESIRE!

[Suddenly, a box is being placed into the giant-ass robot's hands. Inside that box? Cake. Happy Birthday indeed.]

[onlytwoexpressions]

What is this?

What are you giving to me?

[COMPLETELY UNAMUSED. He's not sure what to make of the box but he's not opening it.]

[hotrodflames]

[Oh my Primus.]

Magnus. I don't think you can be an enforcer to your own mun.

It's kind of the other way around, ya know? They control your fate and all.

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

"Fun", Magnus. I'm fairly certain the word your mun used is "fun".

[onlytwoexpressions]

Nonsense.

More importantly, what are you doing here, Rodimus? Don't you have duties to attend to?

[onlytwoexpressions]

I keep telling you that's not a real word. I would have heard of it.

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

It sounds like you've conditioned yourself to block out certain words. I mean, I can get a dictionary, I can prove it's real.

[onlytwoexpressions]

That won't be necessary. I proofread the dictionary every other cycle as one of my maintenance duties.

[fukkinawesome]

Which word was it? Stupendiballs? Amazigrand? Ultrasweet?

[1/3]

[onlytwoexpressions]

It was 'ffffffffff'

[onlytwoexpressions]

'FFFFFFFF'

[DONE]

[onlytwoexpressions]

I can't say it, my face refuses to actually form the sounds.

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

Uh huh. Well it sounds like you're not very through.

deadpool comes with his own complimentary 'i am so, so sorry'

[fukkinawesome]

Let's see.... big serious faced guy who looks like he lost something uncomfortable deep inside his ass years ago...

Funny? Fantastic? Foreplay? Flighty? Fat. Foreskin. Fuck. Is it fuck? It's not fuck is it. Fuck.

Fins. Finale. Fap. Fingers. Foregone. Forego. Foresee? Future? Fun? Free. Free Willy. If it's Free Willy, I feel you, bro. Foreclosure?

[onlytwoexpressions]

What was that?

[subarashi]

It is your BIRTHDAY! Something to be celebrated! It's WONDERFUL, isn't it?

Good for you, you found Robot Cable

[onlytwoexpressions]

[He is ignoring that cavalcade of nonsense for the most part but...]

There! You said it near the end! After 'future.'

i can speel

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

You're skipping entire words! I'm just saying, if you were more thorough, you wouldn't have skipped over "fun"!

[onlytwoexpressions]

Oh, I recall this. It's an Earth custom.

I regret to inform you that today is not the anniversary of the day I first came online. Perhaps you mean some other 'bot.

No you can't

[onlytwoexpressions]

Hm, you raise a valid point.

Perhaps I could use some help. Four optics are better than two.

he'll hatelike him so much

[fukkinawesome]

... Fun? You can't say fun? You can't say fun-

No, no actually I can picture this. Just shrink you down to my size, give you white hair and telepathic powers. Yeah okay. You can't say fun. You know what fixes that?

Having awesome fun partners. And explosions. Massive explosions, usually, little bitchy explosions don't cut it. And maybe the occasional awesome adventure into central 'fuckeverthingistan' with a flamethrower.

You got someone in your life about your size that's like that?

[subarashi]

But is is the birthday of your mun's new DESIRE!

[He's just going to keep saying that word.]

Beginnings are important, no matter how small!

THIS IS THE WORST IDEA

[onlytwoexpressions]

I have an entire ship full of people like that.

[onlytwoexpressions]

The way you say 'desire' makes me severely uncomfortable.

F IS FOR FRIENDS THAT DO STUFF TOGETHER

[fukkinawesome]

And how can you still not say fun?




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Have you gotten laid recently?