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dear_mun2014-08-11 09:08 pm
hipsterharrypotter) wrote in dear_mun2014-08-11 09:08 pm
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i regret nothing
hey you
wwhat are you lookin at i aint gotta remember your name
youre real lucky im wwillin to talk to you about anythin
i mean ivve got wway more important stuff to do than listen to wwhatevver nonsense pink wwords youvve gotta say
im pretty fuckin sure im runnin the show round here an you just sit there typin it all out to savve me the hassle
anywway dont be all wwhiny about it but i got a bone to pick about this name you saddled me wwith
wwho the fuck is harry potter
(OOC: if you want me to ditch his quirk in a thread, lemme know!)
wwhat are you lookin at i aint gotta remember your name
youre real lucky im wwillin to talk to you about anythin
i mean ivve got wway more important stuff to do than listen to wwhatevver nonsense pink wwords youvve gotta say
im pretty fuckin sure im runnin the show round here an you just sit there typin it all out to savve me the hassle
anywway dont be all wwhiny about it but i got a bone to pick about this name you saddled me wwith
wwho the fuck is harry potter
(OOC: if you want me to ditch his quirk in a thread, lemme know!)
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Trust me, I know.
8ut please, keep on thinking that if it'll make you feel 8etter.
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youvve probably already got some kind a swweet deal wworked out wwith wwhoevvers puppetin you these days
so howw bout you savve me some time an let me in on it
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So what if I do? Why the fuck would I share something thaaaaaaaat valua8le for free?
What's in it for me? :::: D
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like ok spiders are kinda your jam shovve that in the pile of things wwe already knoww
an i figure wwe could team up against these fuckin typin monkeys an showw them wwhat happens wwhen you stir up trouble you shouldnt stick your hands in cause itll be the last thing youll evver do
wwhat do you say
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You got a pro8lem with that? Too 8ad! I'll put 8s where I please.
Its 8etter than wwhat evver the hell stutter you do :::: /
Ugh
I feel dirty typing that.
And as tempting as that offer is........
I think I'll pass.
I have a good thing going here and watching you 8e misera8le is too much fun.
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its supposed to sound all rich and wwavvylike
youre totally doin it wwrong oh my god
stop stop stop
or wwait wwould it be better if it wwas like st8p st8p st8p
an im not evven gonna bother respondin to that last bit cause i knoww youll change your mind evventually wwhen youvve run outta stuff you can loot from ovver there
Oh my god X"D
If 8y that you mean lame and douchy then congratul8ions!!!!!!!! You did it. Achievement unlocked.
What the hell????????
Ew. No.
ST8P THAT! Y8U'RE D8ING IT WR8NG! D <<<<
I feel soooooooo viol8ed right now I can't even.
In your sad and lonely dreams, Ampora! The day I come wriggling 8ack to you will 8e the day I stop 8eing a huge manipul8ive 8itch. Which fyi, is neeeeeeeever going to happen.
Ever.
:'D
all the question marks all of them
see
youre not the only one wwho can throww in 8s wwilly nilly so howw bout wwe just keep up our preexistin quirks instead a tryin a pick up neww ones
like before wwe hit fish pun levvels
can that be a thing that doesnt happen
an cant you i dunno manipulate things so that wwe can havve a team up before things go dowwn the fuckin tubes an wwe start launchin cannonballs outta our muns respectivve heads
if i had manipulation powwers thats wwhat i wwould do
itd be real dramatic
you like that stuff right
This is making me laugh
No8ody wins when fish puns are involved D XXXX
When you pit it that way it does sound like a lot of fun buuuuuuuut........
That just seems like a w8ste of my talents. There are soooooooo many 8etter things I can manipul8e.
And 8esides, I don't need to manipul8e you. You're already to jump 8ack in line with me. All I have to do is whistle and you'll come racing 8ack like a good 8ark 8east.
A girl likes a challange you know :::: /
yes good
cause usually wwhat happens wwhen i do that is nobody picks up in any signals at all
but it has been kind a awwhile
wwhen you arent bein a cheatin manipulative bitch about everythin
you arent so bad
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You're too........ eager.
Even now you're asking how to m8ke others want you. I could pro8a8ly tell you anything and you'd do it.
So come 8ack you have something of worth to offer.
Awwwwwwww
8ut I thought it was the 8itch you liked. I am soooooooo wounded :::: (
Sorry, it's a package deal. The 8itchyness comes free!
/worlds smallest violin
except these fuckin useless wwands an some rifles they could probably swwipe off someone else
right noww youvve got people you can boss around like nothin an i bet you didnt havve to try at all not evven a little bit
wwhy am i the only one wwhos stuck all alone
thats not fair
makes evverythin seem kind a
i dunno
hopeless
an yeah wwell that last bit goes wwithout sayin doesnt it
spoilers approachin wwatch out
Eridan 88y noooooooo ;;;;3;;;;
This. Thiiiiiiiis right here!
Just when I thought you couldn't get anymore pathetic you surprise me.
How a8out instead of throwing yourself a piss 8a8y party you go out and doooooooo something a8out it?
Or just do what I do and not give a single hoof 8east shit a8out what everyone thinks and just do what you want. I can't help 8eing who I am.
There you go.
Rel8ionship advice from pro8a8ly the worst troll you want it from.
Since I'm soooooooo nice and I kind of pitty you.
If this wasn't so fucking sad.
how could this happen to hiiiiim
so buckle up or wwhatevver the troll equivvelent of that is
wwe havve so many wwords for things wwe dont evven need havve you evver noticed that
wwhen im rulin the seas the first thing im makin is a new fuckin dictionary
but anywway
if howw im doin stuff already aint good enough
but tryin to do somethin else just comes off like tryin too hard
that doesnt leavve vvery many options if youre catchin my drift
an ok i get wwhat youre sayin ill wwrap this pity party up already
goin on kinda long
but thats just kinda the wway i am
so suck it
Its okay, I still love you
Setting your sights pretty high there, aren't you fish face?
8ut if you do 8ecome king of the ocean then maaaaaaaay8e I'll reconsider my stance on our current rel8ionship.
Or lack there of.
I will admit I already approve of your attitude adjustment.
There might just 8e hope for you yet :::; )
8ut I'm not holding my 8reath.
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fefs gonna run the empire somebody gotta make sure evverybody else dowwn here knowws their place may as wwell be me evven if im not wwith her anymore
wwhich is obvviously fine
i am so totally ovver it it is unreal
wwell thisd all be on the table if i wwas still alive
an all that
but i mean theres all kinds a timelines and alternate crap out here
no reason there cant be one wwhere i get wwhat i wwant some a the time
an if there isnt ill make one
wwont evven need all the luck or wwhatever dice rollin mumbo jumbo youvve got
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Cry me a fucking river.
You're going to let a little something like dying stop you?
Have you seen what I've done?
I went on the most awesome quest with an army of doomed timeline trolls, kited Lord English through Paradox Space, and found the ancient weapon.
All I'm seeing is you run your protein shoot.
So you can do that without having my a8ility?
Prove it.
If you 8ecome king of the sea I'll admit that I was wrong and give you the most hot, angry, vicious, sloppy h8 makeout you have ever had that even cheru8s will look at us and 8e like 'whoa, thats 8rutal'.
How's that for motiv8ion? :::; )
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ivve lost track a howw many mes there are really
i mean theres one of me in a sprite wwith sol
wwhich dont evven ask about that alright
you dont wwanna knoww
an then theres the dreambubble guys
an im pretty sure most a that army a yours is made up of mes
wwell
mes or that ancestor wwere not gonna talk about
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I fought my way 8ack from o8scurity 8ack to 8eing relevant again. Our friends should 8e thanking me.
8ut whatever. I'm over it.
Pfffffffft, oh man, really? Sucks to 8e you.
Looks like the only way to have people 8e with you is either 8e fused with them or date yourself XXXX D
Also, I like how you just totally ignored that I offered a free8ie h8 makeout.
Guess you aren't that desper8e after all.
Offer off the ta8le! :::: D
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evverybody knowws that if i did say somethin then youd just find a wway to revvoke it somehow
gimme some credit here vvris im not a total sucker
an im not gonna open up like a chump to make wway for the right hook
howw the fuck does evveryone keep finding out about that oh my god
it wwas one time
gotta fuckin keep tabs on evverythin these days
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8ut I'll have you know that I was serious a8out the offer.
Only 8ecause you don't have the 8ulge to actually do what you said you would.
Though my mun is eyeing that sloppy makeout meme hardcore :::: /
Oh I have my sources :::; )
All the irons in aaaaaaaall the fires, remem8er?
That was pretty fucking priceless.
I t8ke it you two are not still together?
Hahahahahahahaha! You got on your own nerves!
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wwhen i start boilin the seas to take wwhat wwas alwways supposed to be mine
dont matter howw many irons you got in the fires no more
an oh my god it wwas one time an if you gotta knoww he wwas like five hundred fuckin times wworse than you thought so let's just drop it
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Heh, we'll see a8out that. If you do manage to 8ecome king 8y some sort of motherfucking miracle then maaaaaaaay8e you'll 8e worthy to 8e my rival.
May8e.
Nope!!!!!!!!
Can't stop won't stop. Its just too funny not to talk a8out it.
Everyone's a critic
D --> E%actly when did you become sufficiently competent to be in charge of own cape sea-dweller
D --> It would beh00ve you to cease this imbecilic nonsense
D --> Whatever it is
D --> I am certain you are in over your think-pan
i am so sorry
my capes right here its pressed an primmed as always
an anyway i really doubt youvve come up wwith any better wways of dealin wwith these thinkpan addled fucks
so wwhy dont you cut me some slack you blue blooded sack a crap
Hehe
D --> It enables me to have the necessary and redundant stores of towels
D --> I find it unlikely however that you have achieved a fragment of your supposed victories
D --> And it would be wise not to tempt fate with me sea-dweller
D --> Referring to me as e%crement is a g00d way to find yourself in a very painful place
hee
an it certainly dont mean i cant get my owwn supply of shitty wwands an stuff for the fridge
or wwhatevver stuff theyre wwillin to offer me on account a my status
dont see anyone temptin fate round here except you anywway
if youvve got pain youre plannin on dishin out than step right on up an get servved some right back
Re: hee
D --> You would simply misapprehend it as a romantic advance
D --> You do with everyone
[Pot, Kettle, you are of an ebon hue.]
D --> I half e%pect this is some f00lish attempt at romantic overtures
D --> Wait
D --> You mentioned pink te%t
D --> This involves the human known as Ro%y does it not
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[dude is she hot]
an there aint nothin romantic about any of this
wwhy does evveryone alwways say that
get your head out a the gutter
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D --> I imagine you haven't even gotten her name as you've fashioned your bulge in a twist enough to speak about her here
D --> It would beh00ve you to cease
D --> She is head and shoulders beyond you sea-dweller
D --> And I mention romance because you are obsessed with it obviously
D --> I know of nobody who wants all quadrants filled as much as you
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wwho the fuck are you talkin about
cause I wwas tryin to complain about this fuckin dumbass typinonkey
an noww im apparently quadrant hoppin wwith some cotton candy coated moron
like its real flatterin an all but trust me i got wway better options
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D --> You are referring to the flesh tone of your muse
D --> E%cuse me
D --> But isn't there something a bit warped about seeking romantic liaisons with someone controlling you like a puppet
D --> Wait
D --> Nevermind
D --> You were with the cerulean until she outgrew your antics
D --> I often forget
[No he didn't. He was just being a dick.]
sorry phonetagging!
i get it noww youre just gonna pretend evvery fuckin thing i say is some kind a come on
are you feelin that lonely wwithout that catty shipper followwin you around eq
cause thatd be real sad if you wwere takin your pale periwwinkle feelings out on me
No worries!
D --> I do not think I need to justify my case further
D --> Even I've heard about that sordid f00lishness
D --> And do not be disgusting
D --> I do not need your pale overtures anywhere near me
D --> You can see if the jade bl00d will offer not to cut you in half like a magician's trick this time
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are you followwin me around in the bushes wway over there
cause if so your disguise is really fuckin shitty eq
like just admit youre jealous already so wwe can get on wwith our livves
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D --> It is the talk of mutliple d00med timelines derision
D --> Even I'm not pathetic enough to let my ancestor can00dle with me in that fashion
D --> Why would I be jealous of that e%actly
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youre grossly ovverestimatin the amount a canoodlin happenin in this situation
does your ancestor evven do anythin besides make horse puns an be kinda awful
cause wwe already got one of that guy
pretty sure thats you
mind an older-AU stepping in? ...several days late? :'D;;
thats it thats all that matters about harry potter
out a curiosity wwhat do you got to do that counts as stuff leavvin alone wwhether its important
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really
are you fuckin kiddin me
wwhy harry potter an not hipsterwwizard
i mean hypothetically cause i have no clue wwhat the fuck a hipster is either
is it about the scarf or the cape or something
an anywway if youre me and you look kind a meish then you should probably already knoww wwhat wwevve got on the plate
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wwho knowws wwith muns
cant help wwith the hipster i still aint clear on that one yet
wwhats on the plate could be anythin from flarpin to drinkin it REALLY depends on wwhen in the timeline youre at
an wwhich timeline you are
either youre from before gam did his prototype all the corpses thin or youre from a timeline wwhere that didnt happen
unless youre a timeline wwhere gettin your pan spliced wwith sol didnt do lastin damage an you just wwent back to presprite conditions
point bein i only got a vvague frame a reference wwhen it comes to other mes
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i have no fuckin idea wwhen im bein played from
mun says she cant figure it out yet wwhich come on it cant be that fuckin hard to just pick some part a the timeline that hasnt totally collapsed on itself due to stupidity or wwwhatevver
also there aint no wway splicing wwith that twwo toned yelloww belly wwouldnt havve any lastin effects
so wwhat are you here for
is this some kinda dont do the thing youre about to do wwarnin
because if so its too late an i probably already did it
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fuck no i aint doomin your timeline to stop you from turnin into me
just think about it its self defeatin
on that note findin a not stupid point a our timeline is goin to be pretty fuckin hard your muns got her wwork cut out for her if she dont lower those standards a little
i aint exactly sure wwhy im here guess its just been a wwhile
wwonderin howw fucked up my memory is maybe
wwanted to compare it to a actual representation i aint halfseein wwith sols eyes
[Maybe laugh at younger him just a little. He'll see.]
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one before i do the thing
you probably knoww wwhat that thing is if youre me
pretty fuckin spectacular thing
in all kinds a wways
or twwo before i end up goin halvvsies wwith sol
otherwwise wwere in not knowwin howw it actually ends lets make some shit up territory
wwhich isnt bad territory really
just gonna be a big mess if shes gotta fix it later
an i knoww all sorts a things about big fuckin messes lemme tell you