Update

[speakveryclearly]

Can I Just Say How Incredibly Glad I Am To Have A Writer Who
Understands
How I Feel
About That Troll

I Mean We Really Just Do See Ocular Globe To Ocular Globe On The Topic
Which Is Good
Because Otherwise
Youd Be Dead
Like He Will Be
When I Find Him

I Do Not Have Any Incentive Whatsoever To Preserve His Life Should I Ever Come Into A Position Where I Have A Say In Its Continuation
He Has Done Absolutely Nothing To Merit Survival
Nor Being Spared From Execution Unlike Every Other Troll With Comparable Crimes
And Especially Not Being Spared From The Undignified Mutilations Said Trolls Have Undergone



But Of Course Im Going To Be More Reasonable About It When A Respawn System Comes Into Play
Dont Be Stupid
Were You Actually Worried

Post Script
I Would Also Still Be Invested In The Possibility Of Your Finding A Character For Whom Such Misunderstandings As Seem To Be Proliferating Would Not Be As Inaccurate
Just
Its Hard Okay
Its Hard And Im Grateful That You Somewhat Understand But Thats All You Actually Do
So
Thanks
But Not All Thanks
Not To Invalidate The Conveyed Thanks
You Know What I Mean

Comments

[dicey]

Gamzee?

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah He
He Does Some Bad Stuff In The Future
You Probably Dont Want To Hear About It If You Havent
And I Dont Really Want To Talk About It

[But are you wearing... someone else's coat...]

[dicey]

I've already heard a8out it.

[speakveryclearly]

Oh
Good Then



Nice Coat
Whered You Get It

[dicey]

I 8orrowed it!

[speakveryclearly]

[Vriska you're the thief she knows you mean steal...]

Oh
Nice
From Who

[dicey]

One of the No8odies in my game.

[speakveryclearly]

Oh
I See
Well Not Really Because I Dont Know Or Recall What A Nobody Is

[dicey]

I've talked a8out some of them 8efore, 8ut I don't think I mentioned they were No8odies.

[speakveryclearly]

Oh
That Would Make Sense Then
Is Jo A Nobody

[dicey]

Nah, she's a human.

[speakveryclearly]

Oh Ok

[So who was the nobody... wracking her mind...]

[dicey]

The No8odies I mostly talk to are Axel, Larxene, and Demyx. There are a few others in the city too, 8ut I don't know them that well.

[speakveryclearly]

I See
What Is A Nobody Exactly Anyway
Are They Human
Well I Mean Obviously Theyre Not You Just Said
But In The Sense That Im A Troll
In That Sense Are They Human

[dicey]

They used to 8e human.

[speakveryclearly]

Oh I See

[...see that icon. Avoiding Vriska's discomfort by]

So Are Any Of These The Lightening Duelist

[dicey]

As a matter of fact........ yes!

[speakveryclearly]

[Wait... Vriska borrowed a jacket for someone twice her age, so an ageup event isn't impossible... and, yep, Kanaya is jumping to a conclusion]

I Now Imagine The Details Of Your Getting That Garment Must Be Fantastic

[dicey]

Not........ really? I just asked if I could try it on, and she said yes!

[speakveryclearly]

Oh
Are You Going To Have To Give It Back To Her Soon Then

[Vriska you managed to dispel any lecherous thoughts

good job...]

[dicey]

Well yeah, if I kept it she pro8a8ly would kill me.

[speakveryclearly]

Too Much Risk Even For The Great Vriska Serket Eh
Im Just Kidding I Actually Approve Of You Exercising The Better Part Of Valor Here

[dicey]

It's not a8out 8eing afraid of the risk.

[speakveryclearly]

Of Course Not
Youre Just Rationally Assessing The Situation And Coming To The Logical Conclusion

[dicey]

More like non-trolls have this weird thing a8out avoiding people who piss them off, and I didn't want her to do that to me!

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah Ive Never Understood Why Human Psychology Seems To Have Not Evolved That Way

[meddlefussyfang]

[Dance dance parody?
Or thriller dance?]

[speakveryclearly]

[Thriller would probably be it if she were actually dancing

But the Dance Dance thing comes from this thing that was posted on Tumblr

I bought "From Under The Cork Tree" partly with the intention of making all these songs reality]

[caligulas_aquarium]

fuckin finally
at least you get that if vvrisk an i havve to die for bein pricks so does he
im so sick a him gettin all this insta forgivveness for no goddamn reason he wwas evven the wworst a the three a us
fuckin unfair is wwhat it is
wwell i mean me havvin to die in the first place wwas but this just makes it wworse

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah
Its Really Not Right
Dont Get Me Wrong What You Did Was Completely Unconscionable And Youre Disgusting For Trying To Make Yourself Look Better By Comparison To Him
But At Least Youre Aware Of Your Having Doomed Our Entire Race And Admit Agency In It
And Said Act Is At Least Remotely Plausible To Recover From Via Shenanigans
He Ruined An Entire Universe
Irreversibly
The One Where We Were Supposed To Be Gods
And Passed It Off
As A
Motherfucking
Joke
And Apparently Everyone Else Is Laughing At It

Didnt You See Me Kick Him Off A Cliff
What Did He Find At The Bottom A Pile Of Scalemates I Genuinely Dont Know
So Yes This Is Far From A Novel Realization
Ive Felt This Way Since
Before

Im Just So Angry

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Yesss she is angry, and Eridan's just going to...try and divert everything away from him and to the subject of hating on Gamzee.]

yeah hes a total asshole alright
mutilatin the shit out a bodies like that
noww hes just tryin a hide behind the fact kar wwont let anyone touch him hes pretty much a fuckin cowward on top a fuckin up that univverse you wwere talkin about
you havve evvery right to be angry at him kan
go get him
im pretty much totally endorsin this from beyond the gravve

[speakveryclearly]

Im Going To Be Entirely Honest
Its Really The Bodily Mutilation That Gets To Me On A Day To Day Basis Anymore
Everything Else Is At Least A Case Of "He Is Already Here"
But I Mean At This Point Literally Half The Accounted For Males Of Our Species May Have Kissed Vriska
Thats Just Not Fair


I Mean
She Doesnt Deserve That Treatment As A Corpse
Yeah
Because
Uh
Gah
Post-Death Dismemberment Just Crosses A Line
I Even Resisted The Temptation To Cut You Into As Many Pieces As The Matriorb Burst Into
Because That Would Have Just Been Undignified
Deserving Doesnt Matter Its An Issue Of Class At That Point

This Is All Saying I Appreciate The Endorsement And Intend To Take As Full Of Advantage Of It As I Am Able