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[blackbear]

I don't know who Blondie is referring to by "Old Friend", Mun, but it's not me. My friends don't come through and trash my club.

[It feels like they are still cleaning up from that too. He lost a lot of business because her little visit.]

Any info that she wants, she can get somewhere else. She's banned from my club. Should just give my guys the order to shoot on sight. It would make things a whole lot easier on me.

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[shotpun]

Aww, I miss you too.

[blackbear]

I'm not gonna fall for your tricks again.

[shotpun]

Oh come on! That's all water under the bridge.

Why don't we start over?

[blackbear]

You will just hit me in the face again. [Or attack..ahem..below the belt.]

[shotpun]

I almost always do that only when provoked!

[ kinda sorta maybe not really ]

I'll be nice, I promise.

[blackbear]

[He shouldn't believe you! But dammit..she is really cute.]

Well..okay. Maybe we could start over. As long as you promise not to punch me in the face.

[shotpun]

—so everywhere else is free game?

2/2 oops

[shotpun]

Kidding! I'm kidding.

[ maybe. ]

[blackbear]

[He flinches like she is going to hit him..but then she doesn't. He he chuckles a little nervously.]

Right. Funny joke, Blondie.

[shotpun]

Thanks, I thought it was pretty hilarious too. [ more like she thought his flinching was but details... ]

I think we could be really good friends, you and I.

[blackbear]

[That was the least funny part about it, in his opinion.]

Maybe. I'm still not sure about the myself.

[sarcaskick]

Because guns were so effective the first time, right?

[blackbear]

[Don't you have more bookstore owners to murder?]

We're going to be better prepared this time.

[sarcaskick]

[ Nope! Fresh out, I'm afraid ]

Yeah? Hopefully that Melanie girl is a bit more prepared too - I've seen better kicks from a toddler.

[blackbear]

She'll do just fine if she has to fight again. She hasn't just been sitting on her butt since that incident. Her and her sister have been practicing.

[sarcaskick]

Maybe if they spent half as much time on their training as they do on their makeup, I'd be convinced.

[ruby_roses]

Oh hey! You're that guy that Yang launched out of a second story window!

[blackbear]

Are you that brat that she was out there talking to? [His memory is foggy, you know, what with being launched out of a second story window and all.]

[ruby_roses]

Yup! That was me.

[BIG GRIN.]

[blackbear]

What's your name?

[ruby_roses]

[Oh, she's been waiting for this. TIME TO BE COOL LIKE YANG!]

Oh, I go by many names. But you can just call me The Crimson Caped... uh... OH! I know! The Crimson Chrysanthemum!

[blackbear]

[He can't tell if she is being serious or not. But pain didn't follow, so, he'll look at that as a win!]

That's a silly name. Well Crimson Caped or Chrysanthemum or whatever, you are old enough to come to my club, you are banned too.

[ruby_roses]

[THE MOST SERIOUS.]

[Also, have a grin.]

Nope. If I need to be there, I'll be there. And I doubt you could keep me out.

[blackbear]

[He needs to seriously get better security.]

Someone needs to tell your parents on you brats.

[ruby_roses]

[No security in all of Vytal can stand up to the power of team RWBY!]

...You realize our Dad is actually pretty proud of how Yang handled that, right?

[blackbear]

[He will try to find one!]

No wonder you brats are so unruly. It's just bad parenting.

[ruby_roses]

Yeah, and having a gang armed to the teeth operating out of a nightclub is so totally legal.

The difference here is we're Huntresses. ...in training. But we're the good guys.

You familiar with Nostalgia Critic at all?

[soyoudonthaveto]

Yeah. No matter how hot she may be, you're kind of hard to sympathize with when it kicks in that she's 17, and you're probably going to get asked to take a seat from Chris Hansen.

[collectsdust]

I'm afraid that might not work. Those kids move through your "guys" like a hot knife through butter, I'm afraid.

[He really needs to find better people.]

[blackbear]

They've got no respect for hard working businessmen like me and you, Roman.

[He's going to work on that. Or at least get them better training.]

[collectsdust]

They really don't. It's like a guy can't do his job in peace anymore.

[Never mind that the job usually involves theft, and sometimes murder.]

[deadly_belladonna]

Well, in all fairness, she did mention friend in a bit of a sarcastic tone.