muse wants to be left alone still, but like that's going to happen

[knackered]

You're really not giving up.

I admire your persistence, I suppose; and your interest because it is flattering...

However, I draw the line at being forcibly exposed to the Frog and the Idiot. Yes, that does sound like an awful fairytale name, but I can assure you there's nothing magical about those two.

Isn't America providing enough entertainment for you? Yes? Then I don't see why you've got to be bothering me.

[MAKES 'SHOO'-ING MOTIONS WITH HIS HANDS]

Comments

[strikinglygorgeous]

Nothing magical, mon cherie? I think you'll find there is everything magical about the way I play your body like a violin, non?

Or have you been alone so long you've forgotten?

[knackered]

Don't--TALK like that at me, you unwashed pervert! You can't even play a violin like a violin!

[strikinglygorgeous]

Oh~ That is not what you say when I ******* or I *******, is it?

1/2

[knackered]

[flustered and growling]

I didn't want to have to do this.

... Well. Actually, I did want to, and now I will.

2/2

[knackered]

[sprays France with a little water squirt bottle]

PFFFT

[strikinglygorgeous]

[May just blink at him for a moment before leering.]

Trying to get me wet, Angleterre? Admittedly you normally do that to pretty girls, not boys, and your technique could use some work, but...

[knackered]

That is not--Ugh, you're absolutely disgusting. Obviously I'll have to think of something else.

[Like spraying France's hair. The maturity is strong with these two, isn't it?]

[strikinglygorgeous]

Still not quite there. Unless you're trying for one Amérique's... what does he call them, wet tshirt contests? Also usually for the ladies, but I am so beautiful you cannot help yourself, non?

[knackered]

[Growls and is so flustered he just. He. He chucks the bottle at France's face.]

Would you quit that already!! As if I'd want your ugly frog face!

[strikinglygorgeous]

Ugly?! You wouldn't know true beauty if it bit you in your stupid caterpillar eyebrows!

[knackered]

[he seizes France by the collar] YOU TAKE THAT BACK! True beauty is whatever doesn't look like you!

[strikinglygorgeous]

HOW DARE YOU!? WHO IS THE NATION OF LOVE AND BEAUTY? NOT YOU! YOU'RE THE NATION OF DISGUSTING FOOD AND BAD TEETH!

[hardworking]

[ Germany is reasonably sure he can write up some sort of fairytale called the Frog and the Idiot, but that won't exactly help at the moment ]

Do you think doing... [ makes a shoo-ing motion ] will work?

[knackered]

[Probably would read it and edit it and add a lot of fairies and then illustrate it. They should work on a project like that together in between beer and being naked.]

It's the only thing I haven't tried yet.

[hardworking]

[ or while drinking beer and being naked. they can do work while having fun. nothing wrong with that ]

Have you gotten any results yet?

[knackered]

[He'll be shocked to learn Germany can work while having fun! Actual fun, not fun-because-you're-working fun.]

It's a process, that's all! Once she's had her fun with this post, she'll leave me alone again. [he hopes]

[hardworking]

[ but working is fun??? what's wrong with that? ]

I don't think that would happen.

[knackered]

[IF YOU WERE 2,000 YEARS OLD YOU WOULDN'T THINK WORK IS FUN]

Why? It's not as if I'm in a game or anything! [HE LAUGHS. He laughs.]

[hardworking]

[ WORK WILL ALWAYS BE FUN, WHAT IS THAT BLASPHEMY ]

And if a fun meme pops up?

[knackered]

The real Baker Street is far more entertaining. [He wags his eyebrows. Yes that's an invitation. SOMETIMES CALLED GAY LONDON. . .]

I doubt she'd bother anyway...

[hardworking]

--Is that an invitation?

[ a beat ] Even if my mun points her to one where I've been placed?

[knackered]

Yes.... It is.

--You had to tell me that. Now she's interested!! [but if he's allowed to have a little fun with Germany, maybe it won't be so bad.]

[everybodyshero]

Ha! That is seriously like the saddest attempt I've seen to fight off a mun.

Don't know why you're complaining. I really wish my mun got me out more. Its so dusty and booooooooring up here, man. [Slumps over making face.] Getting out will do you some good. You need to talk to some real people and not your imaginary friends. It's scary dude.

PS. Magic isn't real.

[knackered]

I won't take advice from a fatarse in a leather jacket but thanks anyway. You missed the more exciting attempts over the last three years. I've been placed in at least half a dozen of those 'games' during that time. What about you?

[everybodyshero]

Why is mentioing my weight always the first thing out of your mouth? For the last time its not fat its muscle.

Er.... My mun is just super busy. I'm sure she'd love to put me into one of those games. Before I was moved here I was in a lot of stuff you know. I've popped up in memes and done a few of those private story line thingys. So its not like I haven't been out.