muse wants to be left alone still, but like that's going to happen

[knackered]

You're really not giving up.

I admire your persistence, I suppose; and your interest because it is flattering...

However, I draw the line at being forcibly exposed to the Frog and the Idiot. Yes, that does sound like an awful fairytale name, but I can assure you there's nothing magical about those two.

Isn't America providing enough entertainment for you? Yes? Then I don't see why you've got to be bothering me.

[MAKES 'SHOO'-ING MOTIONS WITH HIS HANDS]

Comments

[strikinglygorgeous]

Nothing magical, mon cherie? I think you'll find there is everything magical about the way I play your body like a violin, non?

Or have you been alone so long you've forgotten?

[hardworking]

[ Germany is reasonably sure he can write up some sort of fairytale called the Frog and the Idiot, but that won't exactly help at the moment ]

Do you think doing... [ makes a shoo-ing motion ] will work?

[knackered]

Don't--TALK like that at me, you unwashed pervert! You can't even play a violin like a violin!

[knackered]

[Probably would read it and edit it and add a lot of fairies and then illustrate it. They should work on a project like that together in between beer and being naked.]

It's the only thing I haven't tried yet.

[strikinglygorgeous]

Oh~ That is not what you say when I ******* or I *******, is it?

1/2

[knackered]

[flustered and growling]

I didn't want to have to do this.

... Well. Actually, I did want to, and now I will.

[hardworking]

[ or while drinking beer and being naked. they can do work while having fun. nothing wrong with that ]

Have you gotten any results yet?

2/2

[knackered]

[sprays France with a little water squirt bottle]

[knackered]

[He'll be shocked to learn Germany can work while having fun! Actual fun, not fun-because-you're-working fun.]

It's a process, that's all! Once she's had her fun with this post, she'll leave me alone again. [he hopes]

PFFFT

[strikinglygorgeous]

[May just blink at him for a moment before leering.]

Trying to get me wet, Angleterre? Admittedly you normally do that to pretty girls, not boys, and your technique could use some work, but...

[hardworking]

[ but working is fun??? what's wrong with that? ]

I don't think that would happen.

[knackered]

[IF YOU WERE 2,000 YEARS OLD YOU WOULDN'T THINK WORK IS FUN]

Why? It's not as if I'm in a game or anything! [HE LAUGHS. He laughs.]

[knackered]

That is not--Ugh, you're absolutely disgusting. Obviously I'll have to think of something else.

[Like spraying France's hair. The maturity is strong with these two, isn't it?]

[hardworking]

[ WORK WILL ALWAYS BE FUN, WHAT IS THAT BLASPHEMY ]

And if a fun meme pops up?

[strikinglygorgeous]

Still not quite there. Unless you're trying for one Amérique's... what does he call them, wet tshirt contests? Also usually for the ladies, but I am so beautiful you cannot help yourself, non?

[knackered]

The real Baker Street is far more entertaining. [He wags his eyebrows. Yes that's an invitation. SOMETIMES CALLED GAY LONDON. . .]

I doubt she'd bother anyway...

[hardworking]

--Is that an invitation?

[ a beat ] Even if my mun points her to one where I've been placed?

[knackered]

[Growls and is so flustered he just. He. He chucks the bottle at France's face.]

Would you quit that already!! As if I'd want your ugly frog face!

[knackered]

Yes.... It is.

--You had to tell me that. Now she's interested!! [but if he's allowed to have a little fun with Germany, maybe it won't be so bad.]

[strikinglygorgeous]

Ugly?! You wouldn't know true beauty if it bit you in your stupid caterpillar eyebrows!

[hardworking]

When, then?

It's not exactly... terrible, though.

[knackered]

[he seizes France by the collar] YOU TAKE THAT BACK! True beauty is whatever doesn't look like you!

[strikinglygorgeous]

HOW DARE YOU!? WHO IS THE NATION OF LOVE AND BEAUTY? NOT YOU! YOU'RE THE NATION OF DISGUSTING FOOD AND BAD TEETH!

[knackered]

We'll have to compare schedules and I'll need your measurements.

[England has a very mischievous look in his eye]

[knackered]

EXCUSE YOU!! YOU'RE THE NATION OF DISGUSTING FOOD AND HAIRY WOMEN! MY FOOD IS DELICIOUS AND MY TEETH ARE QUITE FINE THANKS.