Muse makes his presence known

[wearebetter]

We don't care what 'game' you want us to join, as long as we get to kill the web spinner.

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[soangryicouldtinkle]

You know what your problem is big guy? You try to hard.

[wearebetter]

We have no idea what you're talking about. What do you mean?

[soangryicouldtinkle]

Come on. We're talking about Spiderman. The guy whose real super power is bad life choices.

Set him up with everything he wants and watch him screw it up. Eventually he'll grow up, become and alcoholic and waste away in misery if he doesn't trade his soul for, like, a Subway sandwich first.

[wearebetter]

Not good enough. We want him to suffer.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

You're like one dead uncle too late, gooey. That kid is always suffering. Except for those rare moments where he is happy just so he has something to lose.

Why not pick a real hero to go after?

[wearebetter]

You couldn't possibly begin to understand why we want the Spider dead. Our hatred is reserved for him alone.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

Don't say that. You can hate plenty of people if you just put your mind to it. I have faith in you.

[wearebetter]

We want nothing else, only the Spider's pain followed by his death.

icons aside, personality for the AU is comics-based.

[usedstringshot]

Yuh-huh. You're not exactly batting 1000 with that Eddie.

My mun's suggesting bravenewworld if you're willing to go AU. I'm suggesting you go jump off a pier.

[wearebetter]

And us without our swim trunks.

[usedstringshot]

You forgot how to shapeshift? That's just sad.

Really though, that's doesn't exactly work on someone who's fully aware that you haven't changed your underwear since the Eighties.

[wearebetter]

You'd rather see our human half in a formfitting, black speedo?

[spideys]

Whoa - I hope you're not talkin' about me!

[wearebetter]

We see a Parker--Yesssss, but what's the matter, Petey? Not happy to see your old pal, Venom?

[spideys]

Uh - would you be if a creepy dude with major boundary issues went around wanting to kill you?


n o p e

[wearebetter]

[Venom leaps to the ceiling, wallcrawling along it before slowly lowering himself down by a strand of symbiote webbing, now face to face with this other Peter. That long, drooling tongue slithers out of his mouth, moving around almost as if caressing some invisible barrier only centimeters from the young man's face.]

Hmmm, how interesting. You're not the Parker we know, no. Too young, we see that now. Then again, why shouldn't we rip the Spider's legs off, one by one?

[spideys]

Hey - hey, how about lets not?

[ he would very much like to keep his limbs, every one of them, thankyouverymuch.

he backs up a step or three and groans in disgust. ]

And ever heard of a breath mint?