Canon is the Hobbit, currently homeless, considering the_library

[luckwearer]

Well yes, the journal is quite nice, and I do appreciate the icons. But I would much prefer to just stay at home. This library place sounds lovely of course, but you know I would miss Bag End horribly so I think it would be better for everyone if I just stayed here, yes?

Besides, with so many Big Folk around... well it would just be so noisy, all of them tramping about. I'd never get any peace and quiet you know. And that's what I want. Peace and quiet. None of those adventures, I'm sure one of the other... lovely people you have up here would enjoy themselves quite a bit more. So just send one of them.

Comments

[tidal_trickster]

Pssh. Quiet is boring. It's funny when people get angry at you. They never catch me.

[luckwearer]

I beg your pardon, quiet is quite nice. There's nothing as relaxing as having a pipe on a quiet morning.

And really, why would you want to make someone chase you?

[tidal_trickster]

Because watching those smelly pirates stumble over their own feet even trying to get up is hilarious!

[luckwearer]

Goodness gracious me, pirates? That sounds horrible!

[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz giggles.]

It is! A whole town full of them! They're clumsy and smelly and they can't even walk in a straight line!

[luckwearer]

How awful! I do not think I would ever like to go somewhere like that.

[tidal_trickster]

It's fun living there in Bilgewater!

[luckwearer]

Yes, well I think that I do not quite agree with your definition of fun young... man.

[tidal_trickster]

Then you're wrong because I know I'm right.

[luckwearer]

[Bilbo sputters and frowns]

Just because you have a different opinion doesn't mean you're wrong. Besides, I could say the same thing about your opinion, but that would be quite rude wouldn't it?

[tidal_trickster]

Nope! It would be wrong.

[Fizz giggles a little]