Visitor's event at 3step in Mid-August. Pyro is the Welcome Wagon.

[notintehkitchen]

Why do I always have to try and invite everyone? Miss, I don't think it is right...

W-what? Because I am the nicest and most talkative one? But what about that Scout? I'm not as talkative as him! Really, I'm not! If I talk a lot it's only so I practice my English! That is very important to do, yes? Besides, I've been in my mask mumbling for so long before I got to Paradise so when I did get to freely talk it was only with Jell-O. I have to make up for lost time.

I.. I really don't want to ask. I get nervous asking, Also, bad things tend to happen when more comrades or BLUs come. Someone will make trouble and not listen to my ceasefire orders and work together. I know I can always just torture them to make a point but with such a faulty respawn it's not so good to do. I'd really be a killer for real.

Comments

[not_onyourside]

Scout will just scare everyone away.

[ Of course fire loving arsonists might too but... ]

Are you saying when I come to your town bad zhings happen?

[notintehkitchen]

But Scout is not scary at all. He's just a kid.

[And so is she.]

I do not think you are a naughty Spy. There is another Spy who came and was very naughty however.

[not_onyourside]

So I have heard.

[And he is not pleased with that at all.]

But he has not been back oui?

[notintehkitchen]

No. If he had been I would of killed him... several times.

[not_onyourside]

I can see why. For bozh your sakes I hope he does not return.

[notintehkitchen]

[She's pissed enough that she got hurt by a Spy. That should not happen.]

I like you better.

[not_onyourside]

Zhat ees very kind of you. I do try.

And how ees your little town? I heard eet was being invaded?

[notintehkitchen]

The worst part is the lack of food and I can't find laundry detergent. I'm stuck in a wedding dress right now because my clothes are dirty.

[Poor girly yet not-so-girly Pyro. At least she has proper hygiene.]

[ex_haveaplan64]

Another place with faulty Respawn? Pass.

[notintehkitchen]

If you are on best behavior you don't have to worry about those sorts of things. I mean--the only time I died was when I killed myself.

[And this is said very casually as if it is no big deal.]

[ex_haveaplan64]

It's not offing moiself that I'm worried about, it's dealing with all th' Civilians. I'm an assassin, moi noine-t'-foive for th' few years 'as been killing blokes 'oo wouldn't 'esitate to kill me first.

Troid that 'ole song-and-dance once already. I don't think I can "play noice" a second toime because of shoite Respawn.

[notintehkitchen]

Can't you shoot without killing?

[Not that she can talk, she can't shoot worth shit.]

[ex_haveaplan64]

That would be pointlessly cruel, wouldn't it?

Plus, you know any blokes 'oo'd volunteer themselves t' be shot just so I don't go around blowing people's 'ead's off?

[notintehkitchen]

There's tons of weird looking creatures you could shoot and eat if you're anything like my Mr. Hawk.

[ex_haveaplan64]

(Skeptical former outback bushman is skeptical.)

Defoine "weird".

[notintehkitchen]

You would need to ask Mr. Hawk about it. I don't go out that far. It's... not my sort of thing.

[That may be a half-lie.]

[hasstandards]

S'either you, Scout, or Doc. I can't say those last two are any better than you'd be for this sort of thing.

[notintehkitchen]

My Miss says I'm the most kind out of everyone. I don't believe that is correct though. Engineer is nicer than a person like me.

[hasstandards]

Well, Engineer isn't around in the city, now is he?

[notintehkitchen]

No, he isn't. So... it really is my job?

[hasstandards]

That, or we leave it to one of the BLUs.

[bye_to_yer_head]

[Not amused.]

[hasstandards]

[What? You'd be perfect at it. Just lineface at all the visitors.]

[notintehkitchen]

The only BLU I've ever trusted is only around this place. I doubt he'll show up.

[hasstandards]

[Don't think for one second he doesn't know who you're talking about.]

What, you don't trust the Sniper? Or Doc?