Voice Testing - Prince Hans from Frozen

[open_door]

I don't know why you're so upset at my appearance. I'm a well-bred, charming young prince just looking to find my place in the world. I'd be more than happy to be AUed. That's what you call it, right? And even though you are suggesting you'll only "throw me in with m/m shipping memes", I can even overlook that.

Honestly, it's refreshing to meet such a lovely, wonderful mun~ such as yourself. I hope we can grow closer.

Comments

[fearbringer]

Oh, you don't want to do that.

\o/!!!!

[open_door]

...Don't want to do what?

hello!

[fearbringer]

Get close to your player.

pitch is one of my favorites <3

[open_door]

But...she is so lovely. And intelligent! Perhaps your player simply doesn't compare.

[blessedmaiden]

Oh my... good luck with the whole meme thing. I really mean it.

[open_door]

[Gives her a deep bow.]

Thank you. Miss....?

[blessedmaiden]

[She seems vaguely confused by his behaviour but the summoner replies with a slight bow of her head anyway]

Rydia. Rydia of Mist. Anyway... if I may... be careful, giving your mun all the freedom never leads to happiness in here.

[open_door]

Rydia of Mist. It sounds lovely, though I've never heard of it.

[i.e. is it a big kingdom worth his time trying to play nice?]

Oh. You needn't worry. My mun is a lovely person, and I trust her.

[floralstrategem]

Well, aren't you the charismatically optimistic one?

[Maybe it's just him, but this guy's laying it on a little thick.]

I'm certain your mun appreciates the compliments. I know of a few that grow simply giddy at attention.

[Not thinking of his mun ofc.]

[open_door]

Is that so? Well, it's merely the truth. She is a wonderful mun.

only having 15 icons is pain sob

[floralstrategem]

So long as you have no dispute with where you're going, and you seem to be alright with your mundane then.

Though I begin to question as to where you've based your experiences off of. How many muns do you know?

[thneedisgreat]

'Scuse me while I find my boots. You're shoveling it kinda deep, man.

[open_door]

....Shoveling it? I don't know what you mean.

[thneedisgreat]

No one is that into their mun.

Just sayin.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Oh you are a charming prince looking to move up in the world. Besides what's a monarchy without a little murder here or there to spice things up?

[open_door]

Murder?! [Nervous laughter. ] Who said anything about murder?

[cheese_for_everyone]

Most people here have seen your future through their mun so playing dumb won't do you any good.

Don't worry though I have no intention of stopping you. At least not directly.

[mylifeisice]

[Just this look forever.]

There is something very, very wrong with you.

[open_door]

I don't know what you--

[His face falls, expression lax. ]

Oh. It's just you.

[mylifeisice]

Yeah. You can drop the act with me. I already know you're a dick.

[Yep, don't have to worry about Disney-friendly language here.]

PB aside, not Hermione, but an obscure Marvel sorceress who can see auras.

[seaspraysorceress]

Ugh. I didn't know someone's aura could be as slimy as yours is.

[open_door]

I...I beg your pardon!

[seaspraysorceress]

It's like you took a dip in a tub of slugs. Metaphorically speaking.

Slimy, manipulative, self-serving, amoral, massive amounts of jealously. You're seriously twisted in the head.

[lifewithnoconsequence]

...You're quite the liar.

[Because so is he.]

[open_door]

[Look at that utterly flabbergasted look on his handsome prince face. One could almost believe it's a legitimate emotion!]

Excuse me?