goodsoldier: (oh ok totally listening right now)
JASON TODD [ red hood ] ([personal profile] goodsoldier) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-01-04 06:54 pm

would you trust this guy with your baby.

Look, it's not that I don't like Helena. But she's a mom. That's always kind of weird for me. Nothing wrong with moms. It's just that — well, I won't use the usual excuses, that we don't have similar priorities or a lot to talk about, because that's a lie. We do have both of those. But the fact is, Benny makes me feel weird. It's not personal dislike, he's a little kid, I don't expect anything from him. And it's not important until the inevitable plot where Helena is busy/kidnapped/whatever and I have to look after him for some indeterminate amount of time, cause don't even lie, I know your shit, you're going there sooner or later. And I'm not gonna flip out about it and you know I'm not and you're not going to do that really hilarious comedy trope where I'm so helpless when it comes to babies because men are dumb and unable to care for children, because you hate that.

See? Everything is fine. Just don't rat me out to Tim, and let me talk to Steph, and for fuck's sake, let me talk to people who aren't from fucking Gotham, and everything will be fine, or about as fine as things ever are with me.
leiothrix_lutea: (Hot stuff)

[personal profile] leiothrix_lutea 2012-01-06 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hey c'mon! I haven't even had the chance to grow up into a jerk yet!
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[personal profile] leiothrix_lutea 2012-01-06 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
But I'm from a different Earth, so none of that counts! Or probably won't. Did you ever notice how the cartoons don't really like you much?
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[personal profile] leiothrix_lutea 2012-01-06 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Way to hit on the one point of angst he's recently discovered! You are awfully good at that, aren't you?]

The Batman I know's not that bad, so who says I have to leave ... ?

And hey, Tim got way more screentime in the old school cartoon. It's not my fault everyone likes me more.